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The Perfect Greeting Card (Can be given to anyone for any reason)inside:
I bought you this card,
I finally found a birthday card that says everything I’ve ever wanted to say on the inside.inside:
Everything I’ve ever wanted to say on the inside.
Happy Birthday. You still look so young.inside:
But you might want to consider skipping the cake this year.
Happy Birthday, Mother Fucker!!!inside:
I actually bought this card for my dad, but then I realized how inappropriate it would be.
You haven’t aged in 10 years.inside:
But I will say this, 10 years ago you looked kind of old for your age.
Happy Birthday, Princess.inside:
If you’re a little girl and I gave you this card, it’s because I think you’re amazing.
Happy Birthday. This card cost me $3.25.inside:
I know you’re gonna check the back to see how much it cost, so I just bought you one that says the price on the front.
I’m giving you this card for two reasons; One, because I care about you a great deal. And two, because you’re not Jewish.
Happy New Year!inside:
I mean, I THINK it’s gonna be a Happy New Year. It’s actually pretty early in the year for me to make an accurate prediction.
Congrats on your wedding.inside:
You two are such a great couple. I can already tell that domestic violence is NOT going to be an issue.
Mazel Tov on your Bar Mitzvah!inside:
One day you’re gonna look back at this amazing day and this expensive party your parents threw for you and you’re gonna think to yourself, “Wow, I would have rather had the cash.”