I got you this card for two reasons... 1) To congratulate you 2) To remind you of the classic sit-com from the 80's starring Ted Danson and Rhea Perlman
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CONGRATS ON THE PROMOTION!
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I'm totally shocked, but all the more reason to congratulate you.
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I couldn't be more proud of you.
inside: At least not based on the things you've done. If you accomplish more, please get back to me.
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CONGRATS!
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I can't tell you how excited I am to give you this congratulations card. I bought it about 3 years ago and you finally did something amazing.