Mom, I don't tell you this enough, but there are only a few mothers out there that I like more than you.
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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
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If it's any consolation, my therapist assures me the mistakes you made in raising me were quite common.
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Happy Mother's Day
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Mom, thanks for giving birth to me. You nailed it.
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What do you get for the woman who gave you life?
inside: Well, I looked it up and the correct answer is a card, and maybe a small to medium-sized flower arrangement.
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#1 MOM
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Well, you're number one for now. But if dad marries again, I'll have to reevaluate. Happy Mother's Day.
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I think every day should be Mother's Day.
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But I think just one of those days should be designated for gifts and stuff. I mean, if I had to get you something every day, I'd definitely grow to resent you.