Mother's Day

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(b) Happy Mother’s Day - Mom, I don’t tell you this enough, but there are only a few mothers out there that I like more than you.
front:

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

inside:

Mom, I don't tell you this enough, but there are only a few mothers out there that I like more than you.

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(c) - Happy Mother's Day - If it's any consolation, my therapist assures me the mistakes you made in raising me were quite common.
front:

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

inside:

If it's any consolation, my therapist assures me the mistakes you made in raising me were quite common.

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(c) Happy Mother’s Day - Mom, thanks for giving birth to me. You nailed it.
front:

Happy Mother's Day

inside:

Mom, thanks for giving birth to me. You nailed it.

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(g) - Everything I know I learned from you.
front:

Everything I know I learned from you.

inside:
So I guess you could say it's your fault that I'm not more successful.
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(M) What do you get for the woman who gave you life? - Well, I looked it up and the correct answer is card.
front:

What do you get for the woman who gave you life?

inside:
Well, I looked it up and the correct answer is a card,
and maybe a small to medium-sized flower arrangement.
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(x) - #1 Mom - Well, you're number one for now. But if dad marries again, I'll have to reevaluate. Happy Mother's Day.
front:

#1 MOM

inside:

Well, you're number one for now. But if dad marries again, I'll have to reevaluate. Happy Mother's Day.

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I think every day should be Mother's Day.
front:

I think every day should be Mother's Day.

inside:

But I think just one of those days should be designated for gifts and stuff. I mean, if I had to get you something every day, I'd definitely grow to resent you.