Valentine's Day

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(b) - Will you be my Valentine? - If it helps, I’m 80% sure I don’t have herpes.
front:

Will You Be my Valentine?

inside:

If it helps, I'm 80% sure I don't have herpes.

073
(b) - You are the most beautiful person I’ve ever known. - I’m sorry, I should specify… You are the most beautiful person I’ve ever known -- that would actually date me. Happy Valentine’s Day.
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YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON I'VE EVER KNOWN.

inside:

I'm sorry, I should specify... You are the most beautiful person I've ever known — that would actually date me. Happy Valentine's Day.

014
(bc) - You Complete Me - ...But I do wish you were less controlling.
front:

You Complete Me.

inside:

And I don't mean that in the overly used Jerry Maguire kind of way. I mean it from the bottom of my heart. My life truly would not be the same without you. But I do wish you were less controlling.

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(c) - Be My Valentine. - And by "Be My Valentine," I mean let's have sex on Valentine's Day.
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Be My Valentine

inside:

And by "Be My Valentine," I mean let's have sex on Valentine's Day.

909
(v) Have I told you lately that I love you?
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Have I told you lately that I love you.

inside:

Did it work? Did I get laid? Happy Valentine's Day.

910
(v) The Perfect Valentine's Day. - For me, the perfect Valentine's Day would be full of great conversation, plenty of laughs and a fantastic dinner. And needless to say, lots of intercourse.
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THE PERFECT VALENTINES DAY.

inside:

For me, the perfect Valentine's Day would be full of great conversation, plenty of laughs and a fantastic dinner. And needless to say, lots of intercourse.

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(x)B-025 - You Complete Me - ...But I do wish you were less controlling.
front:

You Complete Me.

inside:

And I don't mean that in the overly used Jerry Maguire kind of way. I mean it from the bottom of my heart. My life truly would not be the same without you. But I do wish you were less controlling.

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(x)B-026 - I Love You. - But don't get too comfortable with the situation, because sometime love fades. So keep trying to impress me, okay?
front:

I LOVE YOU.

inside:

But don't get too comfortable with the situation, because sometimes love fades. So keep trying to impress me, okay?

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I Love You. - But don't get too comfortable with the situation, because sometime love fades. So keep trying to impress me, okay?
front:

I LOVE YOU.

inside:

But don't get too comfortable with the situation, because sometimes love fades. So keep trying to impress me, okay?