Wedding &  Anniversaries

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(b) - Congratulations on your wedding. - I hope you like your gift. Since you went to the store, picked it out and registered for it. Actually, if you don't like it, it's kind of your fault.
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(b) - Congratulations, you two. - Regardless of what everyone says, I don't think either of you settled.
 
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(bc) - You Complete Me - ...But I do wish you were less controlling.
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(c) Congratulations on your wedding. - Just so you know, one of you married up and one of you married down. But congratulations to you both.
 
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(d) - Congratulations - May your 1st marriage bring you nothing but happiness.
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(d) - Happy Anniversary - Once every century the perfect couple comes along and redefines the way other couples view love. We are totally not that couple, but Happy Anniversary.
 
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(e) - Congratulations on  your Same Sex Wedding. - Lets hope the mormons are wrong and you're not going to go to hell for this.
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(g) - Happy Anniversary - To be honest, we didn't think it was gonna last.