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  • #001 - Wrapping Paper
    CAPTION #1 - "I know. I know. I should have gone with the funny wrapping paper. Sorry. CAPTION #2 - "Oh my God, why are you reading the wrapping paper?" CAPTION #3 - "I'm not the gift. I'm the paper they wrapped around the gift, so you couldn't tell what it was ahead of time." BGG Wrap (Double Sided)
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    BGG Wrap (Double Sided)

  • #280
    Happy Birthday to one of my oldest friends I mean age-wise, of course.
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    One of My Oldest Friends

  • #279
    Happy Birthday to the most perfect person that has ever walked this earth I know you think I'm going to write something sarcastic inside the card that undercuts what is says on the front, but I'm not. And do you know why? Because it's so obviously sarcastic, I shouldn't have to. Happy Birthday.
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    The Perfect Person

  • #277
    I didn't know what to get you for your birthday, so I got you a gift card. Well, I got you this card and it's your gift. Wait...what does gift card mean?
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    Gift Card

  • #275
    Big News! The Covid Years do not count. You're actually two years younger than you think you are. Happy Birthday!
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    The Covid Years Don't Count

  • #272
    It was sooo hard to find a card that expressed exactly how I feel right now. Long story short, I gave up after a while and I just got you this card.
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    It Was Sooo Hard

  • #269
    How come you're not getting any older? No, seriously. Why do you keep telling people you're the same age you were 4 years ago? It's weird.
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    Not Getting Older?

  • #266
    You're not old, so please don't feel that way Shoot. I bought this card last year and forgot to give it to you. It made more sense at the time. Last year really did a number on you.
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    You're Not Old

  • #276
    Happy Birthday to one of the biggest dicks I know. I actually bought this card for an overweight guy named Richard, but luckily it works for you too. Happy Birthday.
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    Happy Birthday Biggest Dick

  • #284
    Inflation Inflation
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    Inflation

  • #282
    Can You Believe/Crap Sorry this card isn't more specific. I bought a bunch of these and didn't want to commit to just one complaint.
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    Can You Believe/Crap

  • #278
    Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. I just had to get you this card. It had your name written all over it.
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    Your Name. Your Name.

  • #281
    I don't give a F*CK what your Wordle score is But how is everything else going? Good?
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    Don't Care/Wordle

  • #824
    I Know How You Feel I Know How You Feel
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    I Know How You Feel

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