Mother's Day Excuse
The Bald Guy will call your Mother and tell them that you did order her a card back in mid-April, but it must have gotten lost in the mail.
Then he will explain to your mom that you are an amazing human being and she must have raised you very well.
Again, The Bald Guy will take the blame to improve the relationship you have with your mother.
PLEASE NOTE: If you order the phone call, please leave your mother's name and phone number in the comments section so The Bald Guy can make the phone call.