All Birthdays

I went with the card, because I didn’t have to shower for that.

Just kidding. You should definitely wash your hands right now.

I bought a card for the last day also, but that one has a much more depressing drawing on the front.

Well, the rest of your life. I'm most definitely going to outlive you.

Not like the #1 best person I know. But, you know, one of them.

Man, I sure hope you said, "Just a greeting card."

Oh, never mind. You didn't even noticed that "You're" was misspelled on the front. But Happy Birthday anyway.

Dear _________, Happy ___________!!! Love ____________

That's why people are giving you cards and stuff. You're getting kind of old, so I wasn't sure you would understand what's going on.

Sorry I'm giving you this card before your actual birthday. I didn't want you to think that Facebook reminded me.

I got you this card for one of three reasons: 1)You're my boss 2) Your name is boss 3) You're kind of bossy and this is my passive aggressive way of telling you to stop being that way.

But let's just say it's no accident that I got you a card with a dinosaur on the front. Happy Birthday.