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254

#254 - I can't wait to be within six feet of you again. - BLANK INSIDE

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#018 Happy Birthday from Us

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058

#058 Very Happy Birthday - I care more

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091

#091 Happy Birthday, Family Member.

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155

#155 Because to be honest, you’re reaching that age where it’s just not funny anymore.

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183

#183 Not because of drinking. Old people just forget things.

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242

#242 - But let's just say it's no accident that I got you a card with a dinosaur on the front. Happy Birthday.

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243

#243 - I got you this card for one of three reasons: 1)You're my boss 2) Your name is boss 3) You're kind of bossy and this is my passive aggressive way of telling you to stop being that way.

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244

#244 - Sorry I'm giving you this card before your actual birthday. I didn't want you to think that Facebook reminded me.

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245

#245 - That's why people are giving you cards and stuff. You're getting kind of old, so I wasn't sure you would understand what's going on.

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247

#247 - Your one of the smartest people I know.

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248

#248 - What do you get the person who has everything?

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250

#250 - Happy Birthday to one of the best people I know.

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251

#251 - We'll be friends for the rest of our lives.

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252

#252 - Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

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167

Of course, you'd have to explain to people that you've had a very hard life, and that's why you look so much older than a normal 29-year old.

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194

You really are an amazing human being. Trust me, I know a little something about being amazing.

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006

#006 The inside of this card gives you instructions on how to act when you read it. (i.e. Laugh, cry, mouth the words "thank you") - it's funnier than this description.

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020

#020 Happy Birthday to my Best Friend - 3rd best

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048

#048 The best birthday card ever. - Most confident.

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057

#057 It's your birthday - Congratulations on being born.

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068

#068 Today is YOUR day. And the other 19 million people...

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078

#078 You've aged - But haven't we all?

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092

#092 You deserve more than just a card. - Green Envelope

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102

#102 Everyone Loves a Birthday Card with Money Inside.

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116

#116 Happy Birthday to the most AMAZING PERSON I've ever known.

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126

#126 - Card from the most thoughtful person in the world

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131

#131 Happy Birthday, Old Friend.

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132

#132 Your Life Is Like A Movie.

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147

#147 Happy Birthday, Princess.

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158

#158 Happy Birthday / No reference to your age.

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174

#174 Let's grab a drink sometime.

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184

#184 HB - Age is just a number

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191

#191 I Love Celebrating Your Birth

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195

#195 You Look Better Every Year.

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206

#206 Testicles are definitely not one of them. Happy Birthday

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221

#221 - But just for the normal amount of time. I’m not like obsessing or anything.

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019

#019 You're One in a Million

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022

#022 May you live to be a thousand

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046

#046 You're a hard person to shop for.

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071

#071 I'm sorry I missed your birthday/Horrible

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080

#080 I can't believe you're a year older. - Until I look at you.

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095

#095 I sincerely hope you have a fantastic birthday.

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096

#096 I'm not gonna lie to you; this card is way later than you think. It's actually for your birthday in 2002.

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114

#114 Happy Birthday - No room to write.

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134

#134 Happy Birthday - Super thoughtful card.

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168

#168 I hope you have a terrible birthday.

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179

#179 HB - Greatest Person in the world was born today

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215

#215 - Well, another year older.

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217

#217 - I went with this one.

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218

#218 - In fact, every year that you have a cake, you can eat it. That’s how cake works. Happy Birthday.

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230

#230 - Bappy Hirthday! Dammit, I've even worse than I thought.

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232

#232 - Happy Birthday to Mom and Dad's 2nd favorite child.

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228

Which is good, because when we first met, I wasn't very impressed by you. Happy Birthday.

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001

#001 Wow, 40 years old. If this were the 1700's, you'd be dead.

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007

#007 I can't believe it was just _____ years ago today that you squeezed your way out of your mother's vagina.

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044

#044 I can't believe you're 30. - Only 30

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045

#045 - May you have 50 more. But let's not count on it, okay?

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065

#065 This is your birthday card.

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066

#066 Happy Birthday/Self Centered

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069

#069 Make a wish before you blow out your candles.

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083

#083 There are worse things that getting older

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113

#113 The most insulting birthday card EVER

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115

#115 Happy Birthday. - Way more than those D-Bags

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127

#127 Happy Belated Birthday - Sorry I missed your birthday.

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143

#143 Everything I've ever wanted to say...

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145

#145 Happy Birthday, Mother Fucker!!!

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146

#146 You haven't aged in 10 years.

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161

#161 Happy Birthday to my favorite parent.

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169

#169 Happy Birthday, Alice.

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172

#172 Have a magnificent birthday.

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186

#186 HB - Happy 30th/ You'd be in the 24th grade

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192

#192 Happy Birthday to the best person I know.

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193

#193 Happy Birthday? - Not a mistake.

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197

#197 I hope you have a FANTASTIC Birthday!

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203

#203 Of course, I'm kidding. Could you imagine if YOU were the best person I knew? What would that say about me? But I definitely want to wish you a happy birthday.

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207

#207 I'm 100% serious. I really do hope you have an amazing birthday. I was nervous that this card would come off as sarcastic, because you never fucking get me a card on my birthday..

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216

#216 - But then I remembered that I don’t know how to write songs, and greeting cards only cost a few dollars – so I went with a greeting card. Hey, Happy Birthday.

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219

#219 - No, I’m just kidding. Birds don’t talk. It was a human being that told me.

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220

#220 - Shoot, now that I watch you read this card, I feel like it was someone else that really liked folded paper.

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231

#231 - Let's get together soon...

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233

#233 - Happy Birthday Mother F*cker - Just kidding.

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208

208 - If you had my face and my body, you'd really be something. Happy Birthday.

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229

Alright, I get it. You were born. Do we really have to do this every year?

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002

#002 I can't believe I just paid three bucks for a birthday card you can't even read. Happy Birthday, kid. You owe me three bucks when you hit puberty.

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004

#004 Happy 23rd Birthday. The first insignificant birthday of your life. 16 - Driver's License, 17 - R-Rated Movies, 18 - Graduate HS, 19 - Last teenage year, 20 - You're in your twenties, 21 - Drink/Gamble, 22 - Graduate college, 23 - NOTHING

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059

#059 Happy Birthday - Are you reading this card?

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079

#079 You're Amazing, Happy Birthday.

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082

#082 Happy Birthday to Yu.

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104

#104 You're Not Getting Old. - Been old for a while.

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107

#107 Happy Birthday. - _____ years young

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110

#110 Happy Birthdays - Birthdays in the plural.

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111

#111 Funniest birthday card I've ever seen.

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122

#122 Of course, I'm kidding. You're not lazy.

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123

#123 May you have the best birthday ever...

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130

#130 Happy Birfday

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133

#133 Anything want for your birthday.

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157

#157 Happy Birthday. - This card is blank on the inside.

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159

#159 Happy B-Day!

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162

#162 Happy Birthday co-worker / Folded Paper

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170

#170 We all wanted to let you know that we care...

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171

#171 Let's celebrate YOU on your birthday.

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180

#180 HB - Let's get naked and celebrate your birthday

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185

#185 HB - This birthday card is not late/early for next

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196

#196 Happy Birthday - You look amazing for your age.

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204

#204 It's your party and you can cry if you want to.

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222

#222 - Except for that one about the Vietnamese girl and all those ping pong balls.

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205

205 It's your birthday, you know what that means

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005

#005 And by "value our friendship," I mean I'm never going to sleep with you. Happy Birthday.

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021

#021 I hope you have a great birthday

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023

#023 Happy Birthday - I may have only gotten you a card

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034

#034 Happy Birthday - Close enough friends?

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035

#035 Happy Birthday, I guess

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049

#049 Happy Birthday. - Celebrate your life

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050

#050 Happy Birthday - Third World Country

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064

#064 Happy Birthday. Sorry that I didn't get you anything.

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090

#090 I'm so happy you were born.

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093

#093 I can't believe it's your birthday

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094

#094 It's your birthday and I couldn't be happier.

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103

#103 Happy Birthday! - Yay, only zero more years...

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106

#106 May you get your birthday wish. - Something small

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112

#112 Anything your heart desires.

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124

#124 Almost bought you the perfect gift.

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125

#125 Oprah's Favorite Birthday Card

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135

#135 Today we celebrate your birth. - Well groomed

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144

#144 Happy Birthday. You still look so young.

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148

#148 Happy Birthday. This card cost me $3.25.

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156

#156 I wasn't sure what to get you / Inherit someday

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181

#181 HB - Happy Birthday, Phil

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182

#182 HB - Happy Birthday. Have you gained weight?

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040

#040 Worlds 9th best Dad - A couple crucial mistakes.

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234

#234 - You Rock!!!

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210

210 You make me so happy.

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142

#142 The Perfect Greeting Card

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246

#246 - Dear _________, Happy ___________!!! Love ____________

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173

#173 Everything I know I learned from you.

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047

#047 Birthdays only come around once a year.

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212

212 You are the love of my life and the best thing that's ever happened to me.

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B-001 Happy Birthday / Instructions

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B-002

B-002 Happy Birthday from Us

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B-004

B-004 Happy Birthday to my Best Friend.

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B-005

B-005 You're a hard person to shop for.

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B-006

B-006 The best birthday card ever / Most Confident

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B-007

B-007 Very Happy Birthday / I care more

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B-009

B-009 You've aged - But haven't we all?

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B-011

B-011 Happy Birthday, Family Member.

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B-015

B-015 Thank You - No room to write

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B-017

B-017 HB from the most thoughtful person in the world.

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B-018

B-018 Happy Birthday, Old Friend.

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B-024

B-024 Happy Birthday, Princess.

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B-032

B-032 The Perfect Greeting Card

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B-034

B-034 Not gonna make a joke about your age this year.

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B-039

B-039 HB - You could easily pass for 29.

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B-047

B-047 Here's to a Birthday You Probably Won't Remember

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B-054

B-054 You look better every year.

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B-058

B-058 - Testicles are definitely not one of them. Happy Birthday.

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B-060

B-060 - Congratulations on being born. Nice work.

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B-063

B-063 - I went with this one

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B-064

But just for the normal amount of time. I'm not like obsessing or anything.

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B-012

B-012 So much more than just a card / Envelope

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B-013

B-013 Fantastic birthday / Facebook wall

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B-014

B-014 Everyone Loves a Birthday Card with Money Inside.

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B-021

B-021 Special Friend

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B-022

B-022 I can't believe you're a year older / Until I look at you

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B-040

B-040 HB - I hope you have a terrible birthday.

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B-048

B-048 Remember Age is just a Number

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B-051

B-051 I love celebrating your birthday

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B-010

B-010 Happy Birthday to Yu.

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B-019

B-019 Everything I've ever wanted to say

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B-020

B-020 HB to the most self-centered person

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B-035

B-035 Happy Birthday to my Favorite Parent.

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B-041

B-041 HB - Happy Birthday, Alice

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B-052

B-052 Happy Birthday to the best person I know

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B-057

B-057 - Of course, I'm kidding. Could you imagine if YOU were the best person I knew? What would that say about me? But I definitely wish you a happy birthday.

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B-059

B-059 - If you had my face and my body, you'd really be something. Happy Birthday!

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B-031

B-031 Happy Birthday - Facebook/Folded Paper

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B-033

B-033 You Haven't Aged in 10 Years

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B-036

B-036 Happy Birthday Co-Worker

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B-042

B-042 HB - Let's celebrate YOU.

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B-045

B-045 The Greatest Person in the World was born TODAY

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B-046

B-046 Let's Get Naked and Celebrate Your Birthday

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B-008

B-008 Today is YOUR day. - And the other 19 million

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B-023

B-023 Your Life Is Like A Movie.

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B-037 Happy Anniversary/Once every Century

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