#222 Quick View Add to Cart Except for that one about the Vietnamese girl and all those ping pong balls. $3.95
#221 Quick View Add to Cart But just for the normal amount of time. I’m not like obsessing or anything. $3.95
#220 Quick View Add to Cart Shoot, now that I watch you read this card, I feel like it was someone else that really liked folded paper. $3.95
#219 Quick View Add to Cart No, I’m just kidding. Birds don’t talk. It was a human being that told me. $3.95
#218 Quick View Add to Cart In fact, every year that you have a cake, you can eat it. That’s how cake works. Happy Birthday. $3.95
#216 Quick View Add to Cart But then I remembered that I don’t know how to write songs, and greeting cards only cost a few dollars – so I went with a greeting card. Hey, Happy Birthday. $3.95
#208 Quick View Add to Cart If you had my face and my body, you'd really be something. Happy Birthday. $3.95
#207 Quick View Add to Cart I want you to know that I'm 100% serious. I really do hope you have an amazing birthday. I was nervous that this card would come off as sarcastic, because you never fucking get me a card on my birthday. $3.95
#204 Quick View Add to Cart But just so you know, it's going to make everyone at your party feel super uncomfortable. $3.95
#203 Quick View Add to Cart Of course, I'm kidding. Could you imagine if YOU were the best person I knew? What would that say about me? But I definitely want to wish you a happy birthday. $3.95
