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#248

Man, I sure hope you said, "Just a greeting card."

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#242

But let's just say it's no accident that I got you a card with a dinosaur on the front. Happy Birthday.

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#194

You really are an amazing human being. Trust me, I know a little something about being amazing.

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#018

Sure the card says "from us," but I think we both know who bought the card and who just signed their name.

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#058

That's right. Most cards just say, "Happy Birthday." This one says, "Very Happy Birthday," because I care more than everyone else.

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#091

I'm sorry this isn't very personalized. I wasn't sure who in the family I was going to give it to.

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#155

Because to be honest, you’re reaching that age where it’s just not funny anymore.

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#167

Of course, you'd have to explain to people that you've had a very hard life, and that's why you look so much older than a normal 29-year old.

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#183

Not because of drinking. Old people just forget things.

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#252

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

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#250

Not like the #1 best person I know. But, you know, one of them.

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#247

Oh, never mind. You didn't even noticed that "You're" was misspelled on the front. But Happy Birthday anyway.

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#244

Sorry I'm giving you this card before your actual birthday. I didn't want you to think that Facebook reminded me.

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#221

But just for the normal amount of time. I’m not like obsessing or anything.

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#206

Testicles are definitely not one of them. Happy Birthday

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#195

Either that or my eyes are getting worse every year. Wait. That's it. Never mind. Happy Birthday.

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#191

But to be honest, I liked celebrating it more when you were younger and more fun.

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#006

The inside of this card gives you instructions on how to act when you read it. (i.e. Laugh, cry, mouth the words "thank you") - it's funnier than this description. I promise.

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#020

I'm kidding, you're like my 3rd best friend, but they don't sell cards that say that.

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#048

Well, it might not be the best birthday card ever, but it's definitely the most confident.

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#057

Congratulations on being born. Nice work.

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#068

Well, you and the other 19 million people in the world who are celebrating their birthday today. That's right. I Googled it.

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#070

Part of me calls you my special friend because you're special to me. But part of me also calls you that because it makes it sound like you have an extra chromosome.

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#078

But haven't we all? It's just weird how it's so much more obvious on you. Oh yeah, Happy Birthday.

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#092

And that's why I also got you that green envelope. I hope you didn't rip it.

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#102

Unfortunately, this is not one of those cards. But man, everyone loves those, right?

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#116

I'll be honest, I bought this card for myself. But my birthday's not for a while, so I'll just buy myself another one when the time comes.

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#126

Finally, a ranking on how much people care about you on your birthday. The Official Guide.

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#132

Spoiler alert: you die at the end.

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#147

If you're a little girl -- I got you this card because you're amazing. And if you're an actual Princess -- I didn't get you a gift, because come on, what do you get a princess?

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#158

And that's your birthday gift. Happy Birthday.

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#174

Let's grab a drink sometime.

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#184

But in all honesty, your number is getting ridiculously high.

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#245

That's why people are giving you cards and stuff. You're getting kind of old, so I wasn't sure you would understand what's going on.

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#232

Hey, second best isn't bad. After all, it's not like you were ever gonna beat me.

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#230

Bappy Hirthday! Dammit, I've even worse than I thought.

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#228

Which is good, because when we first met, I wasn't very impressed by you. Happy Birthday.

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#218

In fact, every year that you have a cake, you can eat it. That’s how cake works. Happy Birthday.

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#217

I went with this one.

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#215

Well, another year older.

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#019

You're One in a Million

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#022

May you live to be a thousand

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#046

And that's a huge part of why I didn't get you anything. Happy Birthday, though.

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#071

I'm sorry I missed your birthday/Horrible

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#080

I can't believe you're a year older. - Until I look at you.

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#095

If I weren't sincere, I probably would have just written on your Facebook wall.

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#096

I'm not gonna lie to you; this card is way later than you think. It's actually for your birthday in 2002.

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#114

Oh no, all of this type fills the card and there's no place for me to write something personal about our friendship.

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#134

Happy Birthday - Super thoughtful card.

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#168

Of course, I'm kidding. I hope you have a great birthday. I just wanted this card to stand out from the others.

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#179

HB - Greatest Person in the world was born today

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#233

Happy Birthday Mother F*cker - Just kidding.

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#231

Let's get together soon...

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#229

Alright, I get it. You were born. Do we really have to do this every year?

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#220

Shoot, now that I watch you read this card, I feel like it was someone else that really liked folded paper.

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#219

No, I’m just kidding. Birds don’t talk. It was a human being that told me.

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#208

If you had my face and my body, you'd really be something. Happy Birthday.

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#207

I'm 100% serious. I really do hope you have an amazing birthday. I was nervous that this card would come off as sarcastic, because you never fucking get me a card on my birthday..

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#203

Of course, I'm kidding. Could you imagine if YOU were the best person I knew? What would that say about me? But I definitely want to wish you a happy birthday.

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#197

I hope you have a FANTASTIC Birthday!

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#193

Happy Birthday? - Not a mistake.

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#192

Happy Birthday to the best person I know.

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#001

Wow, 40 years old. If this were the 1700's, you'd be dead.

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#007

I can't believe it was just _____ years ago today that you squeezed your way out of your mother's vagina.

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#044

I can't believe you're 30. - Only 30

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#045

May you have 50 more. But let's not count on it, okay?

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#065

This is your birthday card.

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#066

At first I thought this card would piss you off. But then I thought maybe you'd like it because it's about you.

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#069

Make a wish before you blow out your candles.

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#083

There are worse things that getting older

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#113

The most insulting birthday card EVER

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#115

Happy Birthday. - Way more than those D-Bags

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#127

Happy Belated Birthday - Sorry I missed your birthday.

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#143

Everything I've ever wanted to say...

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#145

Happy Birthday, Mother Fucker!!!

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#146

You haven't aged in 10 years.

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#161

Happy Birthday to my favorite parent.

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#169

Happy Birthday, Alice.

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#172

Have a magnificent birthday.

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#186

HB - Happy 30th/ You'd be in the 24th grade

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#222

Except for that one about the Vietnamese girl and all those ping pong balls.

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#205

It's your birthday, you know what that means

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#204

It's your party and you can cry if you want to.

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#196

Happy Birthday - You look amazing for your age.

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#002

I can't believe I just paid three bucks for a birthday card you can't even read. Happy Birthday, kid. You owe me three bucks when you hit puberty.

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#004

Happy 23rd Birthday. The first insignificant birthday of your life. 16 - Driver's License, 17 - R-Rated Movies, 18 - Graduate HS, 19 - Last teenage year, 20 - You're in your twenties, 21 - Drink/Gamble, 22 - Graduate college, 23 - NOTHING

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#059

Happy Birthday - Are you reading this card?

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#079

You're Amazing, Happy Birthday.

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#082

Happy Birthday to Yu.

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#104

You're Not Getting Old. - Been old for a while.

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#107

Happy Birthday. - _____ years young

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#110

Happy Birthdays - Birthdays in the plural.

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#111

Funniest birthday card I've ever seen.

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#122

Of course, I'm kidding. You're not lazy.

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#123

May you have the best birthday ever...

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#130

Happy Birfday

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#133

Anything want for your birthday.

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#159

Happy B-Day!

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#157

Happy Birthday. - This card is blank on the inside.

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#170

We all wanted to let you know that we care...

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#171

Let's celebrate YOU on your birthday.

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#180

HB - Let's get naked and celebrate your birthday

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#185

HB - This birthday card is not late/early for next

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#251

We'll be friends for the rest of our lives.

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#005

And by "value our friendship," I mean I'm never going to sleep with you. Happy Birthday.

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#021

I hope you have a great birthday

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#023

Happy Birthday - I may have only gotten you a card

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#034

Happy Birthday - Close enough friends?

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#035

Happy Birthday, I guess

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#049

Happy Birthday. - Celebrate your life

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#050

Happy Birthday - Third World Country

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#064

Happy Birthday. Sorry that I didn't get you anything.

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#090

I'm so happy you were born.

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#093

I can't believe it's your birthday

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#094

It's your birthday and I couldn't be happier.

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#103

Happy Birthday! - Yay, only zero more years...

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#106

May you get your birthday wish. - Something small

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#112

Anything your heart desires.

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#124

Almost bought you the perfect gift.

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#135

Today we celebrate your birth. - Well groomed

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#144

Happy Birthday. You still look so young.

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#148

Happy Birthday. This card cost me $3.25.

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#156

I wasn't sure what to get you / Inherit someday

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#181

HB - Happy Birthday, Phil

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#182

HB - Happy Birthday. Have you gained weight?

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#234

But remember, I'm paper and paper covers rock. So I'm still a little better than you.

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#216

But then I remembered that I don’t know how to write songs, and greeting cards only cost a few dollars – so I went with a greeting card. Hey, Happy Birthday.

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#210

You make me so happy.

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#040

Worlds 9th best Dad - A couple crucial mistakes.

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#142

The Perfect Greeting Card

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#173

Everything I know I learned from you.

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#246

Dear _________, Happy ___________!!! Love ____________

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#212

You are the love of my life and the best thing that's ever happened to me.

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#047

Birthdays only come around once a year.

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#243

I got you this card for one of three reasons: 1)You're my boss 2) Your name is boss 3) You're kind of bossy and this is my passive aggressive way of telling you to stop being that way.

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B-064

B-064 - But just for the normal amount of time. I'm not like obsessing or anything.

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B-063

B-063 - I went with this one

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B-060

B-060 - Congratulations on being born. Nice work.

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B-058

B-058 - Testicles are definitely not one of them. Happy Birthday.

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B-054

B-054 - You look better every year.

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B-047

Here's to a Birthday You Probably Won't Remember

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B-001

Happy Birthday / Instructions

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B-002

Happy Birthday from Us

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B-005

You're a hard person to shop for.

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B-004

Happy Birthday to my Best Friend.

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B-006

The best birthday card ever / Most Confident

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B-007

Very Happy Birthday / I care more

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B-009

B-009 - You've aged - But haven't we all?

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B-011

B-011 - Happy Birthday, Family Member.

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B-015

B-015 - Thank You - No room to write

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B-018

B-018 - Happy Birthday, Old Friend.

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B-017

B-017 - HB from the most thoughtful person in the world.

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B-024

B-024 - Happy Birthday, Princess.

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B-032

B-032 - The Perfect Greeting Card

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B-034

B-034 - Not gonna make a joke about your age this year.

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B-039

B-039 - HB - You could easily pass for 29.

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B-051

I love celebrating your birthday

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B-048

Remember Age is just a Number

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B-012

B-012 - So much more than just a card / Envelope

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B-013

B-013 - Fantastic birthday / Facebook wall

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B-014

B-014 - Everyone Loves a Birthday Card with Money Inside.

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B-021

B-021 - Special Friend

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B-022

B-022 - I can't believe you're a year older / Until I look at you

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B-040

B-040 - HB - I hope you have a terrible birthday.

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B-059

B-059 - If you had my face and my body, you'd really be something. Happy Birthday!

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B-057

B-057 - Of course, I'm kidding. Could you imagine if YOU were the best person I knew? What would that say about me? But I definitely wish you a happy birthday.

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B-052

B-052 - Happy Birthday to the best person I know

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B-010

B-010 - Happy Birthday to Yu.

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B-019

B-019 - Everything I've ever wanted to say

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B-020

B-020 - HB to the most self-centered person

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B-035

B-035 - Happy Birthday to my Favorite Parent.

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B-041

B-041 - HB - Happy Birthday, Alice

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B-046

Let's Get Naked and Celebrate Your Birthday

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B-045

The Greatest Person in the World was born TODAY

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B-031

B-031 - Happy Birthday - Facebook/Folded Paper

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B-033

B-033 - You Haven't Aged in 10 Years

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B-036

B-036 - Happy Birthday Co-Worker

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B-042

B-042 - HB - Let's celebrate YOU.

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#259

I went with the card, because I didn’t have to shower for that.

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B-008

Today is YOUR day. - And the other 19 million

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B-023 - Your Life Is Like A Movie.

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B-037

B-037 - Happy Anniversary/Once every Century

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