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  • #242
    I promise I'm not going to make a joke about how old you are. But let's just say it's no accident that I got you a card with a dinosaur on the front. Happy Birthday.
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    Not Gonna Make a Joke

  • #194
    Happy Birthday to an amazing human being You really are an amazing human being. Trust me, I know a little something about being amazing.
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    Amazing Human Being

  • #018
    Happy Birthday from Us Sure the card says "from us," but I think we both know who bought the card and who just signed their name.
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    Happy Birthday From Us

  • #058
    Very Happy Birthday Very Happy Birthday
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    Very Happy Birthday

  • #091
    Happy Birthday, Family Member Happy Birthday, Family Member
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    Happy Birthday, Family Member

  • #155
    Relax, I'm not gonna make a joke about your age this year. Because to be honest, you're reaching that age where it's just not funny anymore.
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    Not Funny Anymore

  • #167
    Easily Pass For 29 Easily Pass For 29
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    Easily Pass For 29

  • #183
    Probably Won't Remember Probably Won't Remember
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    Probably Won't Remember

  • #272
    It was sooo hard to find a card that expressed exactly how I feel right now. Long story short, I gave up after a while and I just got you this card.
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    It Was Sooo Hard

  • #250
    Happy Birthday to one of the best people I know. Not like the #1 best person I know. But you know, one of them.
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    One of the Best

  • #247
    There's no doubt about it. Your one of the smartest people I know. Oh, never mind. You didn't even noticed that "You're" was misspelled on the front. But Happy Birthday anyway.
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    Your The Smartest

  • #244
    It's almost your birthday! Sorry I'm giving you this card before your actual birthday. I didn't want you to think that Facebook reminded me.
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    It's Almost Your Birthday

  • #228
    You don't get older. You get better. Which is good, because when we first met, I wasn't very impressed by you. Happy Birthday.
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    You Don't Get Older

  • #221
    Thinking of you on your birthday. But just for the normal amount of time. I'm not like obsessing or anything.
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    Not Obsessing

  • #206
    Some things get better with age. Testicles are definitely not one of them. Happy Birthday.
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    Some Things Get Better With Age

  • #195
    You look better every year. Either that or my eyes are getting worse every year. Wait. That's it. Never mind. Happy Birthday.
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    Look Better Every Year

  • #193
    Happy Birthday? That question mark after Happy Birthday is not a mistake. I literally didn't know if birthdays were still happy for people your age.
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    Happy Birthday?

  • #191
    I love celebrating your birthday. But to be honest, I liked celebrating it more when you were younger and more fun.
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    Love Celebrating Your Birthday

  • #006
    Happy Birthday! Okay, I'm not sure if this will work, but try it. 1) Act like you're reading something personal I wrote in your card. 2) After a couple of seconds, laugh as though I wrote something very funny. In fact, tilt your head back when you laugh so it looks extremely funny. 3) Now nod your head as though i wrote something very serious and heartfelt. Maybe touch your heart and exhale, but don't make it look forced. 4) Okay, now close the card, look at me and mouth the words, "Thank you."
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    Happy Birthday/ Instructions

  • #020
    Happy Birthday to My Best Friend I'm kidding, you're like my 3rd best friend, but they don't sell cards that say that.
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    Happy Birthday to My Best Friend

  • #048
    Best. Birthday. Card. Ever. Best. Birthday. Card. Ever.
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    Best. Birthday. Card. Ever.

  • #057
    It's Your Birthday! It's Your Birthday!
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    It's Your Birthday!

  • #068
    Today Is Your Day Today Is Your Day
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    Today Is Your Day

  • #070
    Special Friend Special Friend
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    Special Friend

  • #078
    You've Aged You've Aged
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    You've Aged

  • #092
    You Deserve More Than A Card You Deserve More Than A Card
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    You Deserve More Than A Card

  • #102
    Every Loves Money Inside Every Loves Money Inside
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    Every Loves Money Inside

  • #116
    Most Amazing Person Most Amazing Person
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    Most Amazing Person

  • #126
    Birthday Rankings Birthday Rankings
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    Birthday Rankings

  • #131
    Happy Birthday, Old Friend Happy Birthday, Old Friend
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    Happy Birthday, Old Friend

  • #132
    Your Life Is Like A Movie Your Life Is Like A Movie
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    Your Life Is Like A Movie

  • #147
    Happy Birthday, Princess Happy Birthday, Princess
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    Happy Birthday, Princess

  • #158
    No Reference To Your Age No Reference To Your Age
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    No Reference To Your Age

  • #168
    Terrible Birthday Terrible Birthday
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    Terrible Birthday

  • #184
    Age Is Just A Number Age Is Just A Number
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    Age Is Just A Number

  • #232
    Happy Birthday to mom and dad's 2nd favorite child. Hey, second best isn't bad. After all, it's not like you were ever gonna beat me.
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    Mom And Dad's 2nd Favorite

  • #230
    I want to wish you a happy birthday, but I'm so bad at it. Bappy Hirthday! Dammit, I've even worse than I thought.
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    Bad at Happy Birthdays

  • #217
    I was in charge of picking your birthday card this year. I went with this one.
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    I Was In Charge

  • #080
    Can't Believe/Year Older Can't Believe/Year Older
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    Can't Believe/Year Older

  • #095
    Sincerely Hope Sincerely Hope
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    Sincerely Hope

  • #134
    Pretend To Read Pretend To Read
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    Pretend To Read

  • #276
    Happy Birthday to one of the biggest dicks I know. I actually bought this card for an overweight guy named Richard, but luckily it works for you too. Happy Birthday.
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    Happy Birthday Biggest Dick

  • #229
    Happy Birthday...Again Alright, I get it. You were born. Do we really have to do this every year?
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    Happy Birthday...Again

  • #252
    First Day Of The Rest I bought a card for the last day also, but that one has a much more depressing drawing on the front.
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    First Day Of The Rest

  • #210
    You make me so happy. I'll be honest though, cheese makes me pretty happy too. I'm a simple person.
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    You Make Me So Happy

  • #199
    You make me smile. But just so you know, you also make me sigh, roll my eyes, and sometimes say, "Can you believe this crap?" But that's okay, because I love you.
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    You Make Me Smile

  • #275
    Big News! The Covid Years do not count. You're actually two years younger than you think you are. Happy Birthday!
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    The Covid Years Don't Count

  • #248
    What do you get the person who has everything? Man, I sure hope you said, "Just a greeting card."
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    Person Who Has Everything

  • #258
    Coronavirus Repellent Coronavirus Repellent
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    Coronavirus Repellent

  • #284
    Inflation Inflation
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    Inflation

  • #280
    Happy Birthday to one of my oldest friends I mean age-wise, of course.
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    One of My Oldest Friends

  • #269
    How come you're not getting any older? No, seriously. Why do you keep telling people you're the same age you were 4 years ago? It's weird.
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    Not Getting Older?

  • #266
    You're not old, so please don't feel that way Shoot. I bought this card last year and forgot to give it to you. It made more sense at the time. Last year really did a number on you.
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    You're Not Old

  • #265
    Happy Birthday! It's Official! Congratulations! You are officially too old to "die young."
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    It's Official!

  • #142
    The Perfect Greeting Card The Perfect Greeting Card
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    The Perfect Greeting Card

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