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  • #068
    Today Is Your Day Today Is Your Day Today Is Your Day
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    Today Is Your Day

  • #078
    You've Aged You've Aged You've Aged
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    You've Aged

  • #092
    You Deserve More Than A Card You Deserve More Than A Card You Deserve More Than A Card
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    You Deserve More Than A Card

  • #102
    Every Loves Money Inside Every Loves Money Inside Every Loves Money Inside
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    Every Loves Money Inside

  • #116
    Most Amazing Person Most Amazing Person Most Amazing Person
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    Most Amazing Person

  • #131
    Happy Birthday, Old Friend Happy Birthday, Old Friend Happy Birthday, Old Friend
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    Happy Birthday, Old Friend

  • #183
    Probably Won't Remember Probably Won't Remember Probably Won't Remember
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    Probably Won't Remember

  • #293
    Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please
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    Please Please Please

  • #292
    It's Your Birthday. It's Your Birthday. It's Your Birthday.
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    It's Your Birthday.

  • #291
    Elementary School Elementary School Elementary School
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    Elementary School

  • #286
    Pre-Dead Pre-Dead Pre-Dead
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    Pre-Dead

  • #285
    Might Not Be The Best Might Not Be The Best Might Not Be The Best
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    Might Not Be The Best

  • #250
    One of the Best Not like the #1 best person I know.
But you know, one of them. Happy Birthday to one of the best people I know.
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    One of the Best

  • #206
    Some Things Get Better With Age Testicles are definitely not one of them.
Happy Birthday. Some things get better with age.
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    Some Things Get Better With Age

  • #195
    Look Better Every Year Either that or my eyes are getting worse every year.
Wait. That's it. Never mind.
Happy Birthday. You look better every year.
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    Look Better Every Year

  • #191
    Love Celebrating Your Birthday But to be honest, I liked celebrating it more when you were younger and more fun. I love celebrating your birthday.
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    Love Celebrating Your Birthday

  • #048
    Best. Birthday. Card. Ever. Best. Birthday. Card. Ever. Best. Birthday. Card. Ever.
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    Best. Birthday. Card. Ever.

  • #126
    Birthday Rankings Birthday Rankings Birthday Rankings
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    Birthday Rankings

  • #132
    Your Life Is Like A Movie Your Life Is Like A Movie Your Life Is Like A Movie
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    Your Life Is Like A Movie

  • #158
    No Reference To Your Age No Reference To Your Age No Reference To Your Age
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    No Reference To Your Age

  • #168
    Terrible Birthday Terrible Birthday Terrible Birthday
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    Terrible Birthday

  • #184
    Age Is Just A Number Age Is Just A Number Age Is Just A Number
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    Age Is Just A Number

  • #230
    Bad at Happy Birthdays Bappy Hirthday!

Dammit, I've even worse than I thought. I want to wish you a happy birthday, but I'm so bad at it.
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    Bad at Happy Birthdays

  • #193
    Happy Birthday? That question mark after Happy Birthday is not a mistake.
I literally didn't know if birthdays were still happy for people your age. Happy Birthday?
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    Happy Birthday?

  • #134
    Pretend To Read Pretend To Read Pretend To Read
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    Pretend To Read

  • #147
    Happy Birthday, Princess Happy Birthday, Princess Happy Birthday, Princess
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    Happy Birthday, Princess

  • #294
    TikTok TikTok TikTok
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    TikTok

  • #276
    Happy Birthday Biggest Dick I actually bought this card
for an overweight guy named Richard,
but luckily it works for you too.
Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday to one of the biggest dicks I know.
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    Happy Birthday Biggest Dick

  • #275
    The Covid Years Don't Count Happy Birthday! Big News! The Covid Years do not count.
You're actually two years younger
than you think you are.
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    The Covid Years Don't Count

  • #207
    Amazing Birthday I want you to know that I'm 100% serious.
I really do hope you have an amazing birthday.
I was nervous that this card would come off as sarcastic, because you never get me a card on my birthday. I hope you have an amazing birthday!
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    Amazing Birthday

  • #019
    One In A Million But don't get too excited. Statistically, that means there are 6,700 people exactly like you. Happy Birthday. You're One in a Million
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    One In A Million

  • #065
    This Is Your Birthday Card This Is Your Birthday Card This Is Your Birthday Card
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    This Is Your Birthday Card

  • #080
    Can't Believe/Year Older Can't Believe/Year Older Can't Believe/Year Older
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    Can't Believe/Year Older

  • #169
    Happy Birthday, Alice Happy Birthday, Alice Happy Birthday, Alice
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    Happy Birthday, Alice