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    HB from Us HB from Us HB from Us
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    Happy Birthday (EVERYONE) Happy Birthday (EVERYONE) Happy Birthday (EVERYONE)
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    Happy Birthday, Tool Happy Birthday, Tool Happy Birthday, Tool
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    TikTok Card TikTok Card TikTok Card
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    Enjoy Your Birthday Enjoy Your Birthday Enjoy Your Birthday
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    Card + Gift Card + Gift Card + Gift
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    Card + Gift

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    Lie About Your Age Lie About Your Age YOU'RE AT THAT AGE where people just assume you lie about your age.
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    Elementary School Teachers Elementary School Teachers Elementary School Teachers
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    Fox News Fox News Fox News
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    Don't Judge Don't Judge Don't Judge
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    Brother from Another Mother Brother from Another Mother Brother from Another Mother
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    Won't Be Shocked Won't Be Shocked Won't Be Shocked
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    You're So Vain You're So Vain You're So Vain
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    The Most Annoying Card The Most Annoying Card The Most Annoying Card
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    Not Getting Old/Pre-Dead Not Getting Old/Pre-Dead Not Getting Old/Pre-Dead
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    Inflation Inflation Inflation
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    Inflation

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    One of My Oldest Friends I mean age-wise, of course. Happy Birthday to one of my oldest friends
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    The Perfect Person I know you think I'm going to write something sarcastic inside the card that undercuts what is says on the front, but I'm not. And do you know why? Because it's so obviously sarcastic, I shouldn't have to. Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday to the most perfect person that has ever walked this earth
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    Your Name. Your Name. I just had to get you this card. It had your name written all over it. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name.
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  • #277
    Gift Card Well, I got you this card and it's your gift. Wait...what does gift card mean? I didn't know what to get you for your birthday, so I got you a gift card.
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    Happy Birthday Biggest Dick I actually bought this card for an overweight guy named Richard, but luckily it works for you too. Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday to one of the biggest dicks I know.
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    The Covid Years Don't Count Happy Birthday! Big News! The Covid Years do not count. You're actually two years younger than you think you are.
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    The Covid Years Don't Count

  • #272
    It Was Sooo Hard Long story short, I gave up after a while and I just got you this card. It was sooo hard to find a card that expressed exactly how I feel right now.
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    It Was Sooo Hard

  • #270
    You're The Best! Not including me, of course. You're The Best!
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    You're The Best!

  • #269
    Not Getting Older? No, seriously. Why do you keep telling people you're the same age you were 4 years ago? It's weird. How come you're not getting any older?
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    Not Getting Older?

  • #266
    You're Not Old Shoot. I bought this card last year and forgot to give it to you. It made more sense at the time. Last year really did a number on you. You're not old, so please don't feel that way
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    You're Not Old

  • #265
    It's Official! Congratulations! You are officially too old to "die young." Happy Birthday! It's Official!
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    It's Official!

  • #259
    Card vs. Zoom Call Card vs. Zoom Call Card vs. Zoom Call
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    Card vs. Zoom Call

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    Coronavirus Repellent Coronavirus Repellent Coronavirus Repellent
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  • #250
    One of the Best Not like the #1 best person I know. But you know, one of them. Happy Birthday to one of the best people I know.
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    One of the Best

  • #249
    They Don't Make And by, "they," I mean your parents. I guess what I'm trying to say is that your mom isn't producing viable eggs anymore. Happy Birthday! They Don't Make
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    They Don't Make

  • #248
    Person Who Has Everything Man, I sure hope you said, "Just a greeting card." What do you get the person who has everything?
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    Person Who Has Everything

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