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  • #247
    Your The Smartest Oh, never mind. You didn't even noticed that "You're" was misspelled on the front. But Happy Birthday anyway. There's no doubt about it. Your one of the smartest people I know.
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    Your The Smartest

  • #246
    Any Occasion/Any Time Dear _________ Happy ________!!! Love _________ I hope you like this card. I actually helped write it.
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    Any Occasion/Any Time

  • #244
    It's Almost Your Birthday Sorry I'm giving you this card before your actual birthday. I didn't want you to think that Facebook reminded me. It's almost your birthday!
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    It's Almost Your Birthday

  • #243
    Happy Birthday, Boss I got you this card for one of three reasons: 1)You're my boss 2) Your name is boss 3) You're kind of bossy and this is my passive aggressive way of telling you to stop being that way. Happy Birthday, Boss
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  • #242
    Not Gonna Make a Joke But let's just say it's no accident that I got you a card with a dinosaur on the front. Happy Birthday. I promise I'm not going to make a joke about how old you are.
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    Not Gonna Make a Joke

  • #233
    Happy Birthday, Mother Fu*ker No, I'm just kidding. I know you would never have sex with your mom. But the wishing you a Happy Birthday part...I totally meant that. Happy Birthday Mother F*cker
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  • #232
    Mom And Dad's 2nd Favorite Hey, second best isn't bad. After all, it's not like you were ever gonna beat me. Happy Birthday to mom and dad's 2nd favorite child.
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    Mom And Dad's 2nd Favorite

  • #231
    Happy Birthday/Get Together Let's get together soon and talk about the old days. You know, when you had your whole life ahead of you. Happy Birthday
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    Happy Birthday/Get Together

  • #230
    Bad at Happy Birthdays Bappy Hirthday! Dammit, I've even worse than I thought. I want to wish you a happy birthday, but I'm so bad at it.
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    Bad at Happy Birthdays

  • #229
    Happy Birthday...Again Alright, I get it. You were born. Do we really have to do this every year? Happy Birthday...Again
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    Happy Birthday...Again

  • #228
    You Don't Get Older Which is good, because when we first met, I wasn't very impressed by you. Happy Birthday. You don't get older. You get better.
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    You Don't Get Older

  • B-064
    Not Obsessing (B) Not Obsessing (B) Not Obsessing (B)
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    Not Obsessing (B)

  • B-063
    This One (B) This One (B) This One (B)
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    This One (B)

  • #222
    All Your Wishes Except for that one about the Vietnamese girl and all those ping pong balls. Happy Birthday. May all your wishes come true.
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    All Your Wishes

  • #221
    Not Obsessing But just for the normal amount of time. I'm not like obsessing or anything. Thinking of you on your birthday.
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    Not Obsessing

  • #220
    Loves Folded Paper I remembered that you love folded paper and that's why I got you this greeting card for your birthday. Shoot, now that I watch you read this card, I feel like it was someone else that really loved folded paper. Loves Folded Paper
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    Loves Folded Paper

  • #219
    Little Birdie Told Me No, I'm just kidding. Birds don't talk. It was a human being that told me. A little birdie told me it was your birthday.
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    Little Birdie Told Me

  • #218
    Have Your Cake In fact, every year that you have a cake, you can eat it. That's how cake works. Happy Birthday. This year, you can have your cake and eat it too.
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    Have Your Cake

  • #217
    I Was In Charge I went with this one. I was in charge of picking your birthday card this year.
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    I Was In Charge

  • #216
    Write You a Song But then I remembered that I don't know how to write songs and greeting cards only cost a few dollars - so I went with a greeting card. Hey, Happy Birthday. I was gonna write you a song about our friendship for your birthday.
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    Write You a Song

  • #215
    Older/Better Well, another year older. Another year older. Another year wiser.
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    Older/Better

  • B-060
    Congrats on Being Born (B) Congrats on Being Born (B) Congrats on Being Born (B)
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    Congrats on Being Born (B)

  • B-059
    Amazing Heart (B) Amazing Heart (B) Amazing Heart (B)
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    Amazing Heart (B)

  • B-058
    Some Things Get Better With Age (B) Some Things Get Better With Age (B) Some Things Get Better With Age (B)
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    Some Things Get Better With Age (B)

  • B-057
    Best Person I Know (B) Best Person I Know (B) Best Person I Know (B)
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    Best Person I Know (B)

  • B-054
    Better Every Year (B) Better Every Year (B) Better Every Year (B)
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    Better Every Year (B)

  • B-053
    Amazing Human Being (B) Amazing Human Being (B) Amazing Human Being (B)
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    Amazing Human Being (B)

  • B-052
    The Best Person I Know (B) The Best Person I Know (B) The Best Person I Know (B)
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    The Best Person I Know (B)

  • B-051
    I Love Celebrating You (B) I Love Celebrating You (B) I Love Celebrating You (B)
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    I Love Celebrating You (B)

  • #209
    Beautiful Inside and Out Beautiful Inside and Out Beautiful Inside and Out
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    Beautiful Inside and Out

  • #208
    Amazing Heart If you had my face and my body, you'd really be something. Happy Birthday! You have an amazing heart and you truly are one of the kindest people I've ever known.
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    Amazing Heart

  • #207
    Amazing Birthday I want you to know that I'm 100% serious. I really do hope you have an amazing birthday. I was nervous that this card would come off as sarcastic, because you never get me a card on my birthday. I hope you have an amazing birthday!
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    Amazing Birthday

  • #206
    Some Things Get Better With Age Testicles are definitely not one of them. Happy Birthday. Some things get better with age.
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    Some Things Get Better With Age

  • #205
    It's Your Birthday/Egg Semen + egg = you It's your birthday. You know what that means...
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    It's Your Birthday/Egg

  • #204
    Cry If You Want To But just so you know, it's going to make everyone at your party feel super uncomfortable. It's your birthday and you can cry if you want to.
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    Cry If You Want To

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