Don't read this blog yet. We haven't officially started it. The actual words that you're reading right now are just words. I'm not even thinking before I write. I'm just typing and typing and typing. I actually just laughed to myself, because some of you are still reading this. I've made it very clear that it's nonsense, but still - you're reading. That's so weird to me, but I do appreciate you taking the time. Actually, you're awesome. Thank you. Okay, now stop reading and maybe go check out the greeting cards. Or buy a hat. Or do whatever you want. I'm just a greeting card writer. You don't have to listen to me. But again, thank you for reading this first blog post. I promise you this blog will get better. I mean, it kind of has too, right? This post is terrible!