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  • C-064
    Thanks For Everything (C) Thanks For Everything (C) Thanks For Everything (C)
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    Thanks For Everything (C)

  • C-062
    Heard You Were Sick (C) Heard You Were Sick (C) Heard You Were Sick (C)
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    Heard You Were Sick (C)

  • C-059
    Thinking of You/Not All Good (C) Thinking of You/Not All Good (C) Thinking of You/Not All Good (C)
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    Thinking of You/Not All Good (C)

  • C-057
    Not Gonna Make a Joke (C) Not Gonna Make a Joke (C) Not Gonna Make a Joke (C)
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    Not Gonna Make a Joke (C)

  • C-056
    Probably Won't Remember (C) Probably Won't Remember (C) Probably Won't Remember (C)
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    Probably Won't Remember (C)

  • C-055
    It's Your Birthday! (C) It's Your Birthday! (C) It's Your Birthday! (C)
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    It's Your Birthday! (C)

  • #280
    One of My Oldest Friends I mean age-wise, of course. Happy Birthday to one of my oldest friends
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    One of My Oldest Friends

  • #278
    Your Name. Your Name. I just had to get you this card.

It had your name written all over it. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name.
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    Your Name. Your Name.

  • #277
    Gift Card Well, I got you this card and it's your gift.
Wait...what does gift card mean? I didn't know what to get you for your birthday, so I got you a gift card.
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    Gift Card

  • #275
    The Covid Years Don't Count Happy Birthday! Big News! The Covid Years do not count.
You're actually two years younger
than you think you are.
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    The Covid Years Don't Count

  • #272
    It Was Sooo Hard Long story short, I gave up after a while
and I just got you this card. It was sooo hard to find a card that expressed exactly how I feel right now.
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    It Was Sooo Hard

  • #270
    You're The Best! Not including me, of course. You're The Best!

    Out Of Stock

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    You're The Best!

  • #269
    Not Getting Older? No, seriously.
Why do you keep telling people you're
the same age you were 4 years ago?
It's weird. How come you're not getting any older?
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    Not Getting Older?

  • #266
    You're Not Old Shoot. I bought this card last year and forgot to give it to you. 
It made more sense at the time.
Last year really did a number on you. You're not old, so please don't feel that way
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    You're Not Old

  • #263
    Thank You For Being a Friend You sang the front, right? I knew you would. That's why I got you this card. And that's exactly why I've always considered you a pal and a confidant.

All kidding aside, if you didn't sing it, please give me the card back. I've made a terrible mistake. Thank you for being a friend.
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    Thank You For Being a Friend

  • #252
    First Day Of The Rest I bought a card for the last day also,

but that one has a much more depressing 

drawing on the front. First Day Of The Rest
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    First Day Of The Rest

  • #248
    Person Who Has Everything Man, I sure hope you said, "Just a greeting card." What do you get the person who has everything?
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    Person Who Has Everything

  • #247
    Your The Smartest Oh, never mind.
You didn't even noticed that "You're" was
misspelled on the front.
But Happy Birthday anyway. There's no doubt about it. Your one of the smartest people I know.
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    Your The Smartest

  • #244
    It's Almost Your Birthday Sorry I'm giving you this card before your actual birthday.

I didn't want you to think that Facebook reminded me. It's almost your birthday!
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    It's Almost Your Birthday

  • #242
    Not Gonna Make a Joke But let's just say it's no accident that I got you a card with a dinosaur on the front. Happy Birthday. I promise I'm not going to make a joke about how old you are.
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    Not Gonna Make a Joke

  • #234
    You Rock But remember, I'm paper and paper covers rock. So I'm still a little bit better than you. You Rock!!!
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    You Rock

  • #229
    Happy Birthday...Again Alright, I get it. You were born.
Do we really have to do this every year? Happy Birthday...Again
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    Happy Birthday...Again

  • #228
    You Don't Get Older Which is good,
because when we first met,
I wasn't very impressed by you.

Happy Birthday. You don't get older. You get better.
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    You Don't Get Older

  • #226
    Thanks For Everything Just to be clear, this card is literally for EVERYTHING.

Please hold onto it and read it again the next time you do something for me. Thanks for Everything.
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    Thanks For Everything

  • #221
    Not Obsessing But just for the normal amount of time. 
I'm not like obsessing or anything. Thinking of you on your birthday.
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    Not Obsessing

  • #217
    I Was In Charge I went with this one. I was in charge of picking your birthday card this year.
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    I Was In Charge

  • #211
    Doesn't Begin To Explain Come to think of it.
I probably should have bought you a card that does begin to explain how much I love you. This card doesn't even begin to explain how much I love you.
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    Doesn't Begin To Explain

  • #210
    You Make Me So Happy I'll be honest though, cheese makes me pretty happy too.
I'm a simple person. You make me so happy.
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    You Make Me So Happy

  • #206
    Some Things Get Better With Age Testicles are definitely not one of them.
Happy Birthday. Some things get better with age.
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    Some Things Get Better With Age

  • #199
    You Make Me Smile But just so you know, you also make me sigh, roll my eyes, and sometimes say, "Can you believe this crap?"
But that's okay, because I love you. You make me smile.
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    You Make Me Smile

  • #198
    Bottom Of My Heart/Love I know the bottom of my heart sounds like the crappy part, but that's actually were all my most thoughtful arteries are. I love you from the bottom of my heart.
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    Bottom Of My Heart/Love

  • #194
    Amazing Human Being You really are an amazing human being. 
Trust me, I know a little something about being amazing. Happy Birthday to an amazing human being
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    Amazing Human Being

  • #193
    Happy Birthday? That question mark after Happy Birthday is not a mistake.
I literally didn't know if birthdays were still happy for people your age. Happy Birthday?
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    Happy Birthday?

  • #191
    Love Celebrating Your Birthday But to be honest, I liked celebrating it more when you were younger and more fun. I love celebrating your birthday.
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    Love Celebrating Your Birthday