Father's Day Excuse
The Bald Guy will call your father and tell him that you did order him a card back in mid-May, but it must have gotten lost in the mail.
Then he will explain to your father that you are an amazing human being and he must have been an amazing father.
Again, The Bald Guy will take the blame to improve the relationship you have with your father.
PLEASE NOTE: If you order the phone call, please leave your father's name and phone number in the comments section so The Bald Guy can make the phone call.