The inside of this card gives step by step instructions for the person to read
on how to read it. Including...
#1 - Act like you're reading something personal I wrote in your holiday card.
#2 - After a couple of seconds, laugh as though I wrote something very funny.
#3 - Now nod your head as though I wrote something very serious and heartfelt.
Maybe touch your heart and exhale, but don't make it look forced.
#4 - Okay, now close the card, look at me and mouth the words, "thank you."
5" X 7" (envelope included)