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  • #022
    Live To A Thousand Live To A Thousand
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    Live To A Thousand

  • #276
    Happy Birthday to one of the biggest dicks I know. I actually bought this card for an overweight guy named Richard, but luckily it works for you too. Happy Birthday.
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    Happy Birthday Biggest Dick

  • #233
    Happy Birthday Mother F*cker No, I'm just kidding. I know you would never have sex with your mom. But the wishing you a Happy Birthday part...I totally meant that.
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    Happy Birthday, Mother Fu*ker

  • #007
    Happy Birthday I can't believe it was just ___ years ago today that you squeezed your way out of your mother's vagina.
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    ____ Years Ago/Squeezed

  • #083
    Worse Things Than Getting Older Worse Things Than Getting Older
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    Worse Things Than Getting Older

  • #113
    Happy Birthday, Dick Face Happy Birthday, Dick Face
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    Happy Birthday, Dick Face

  • #205
    It's your birthday. You know what that means... Semen + egg = you
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    It's Your Birthday/Egg

  • #174
    Let's Grab A Drink Let's Grab A Drink
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    Let's Grab A Drink

  • C-031
    Better With Age Better With Age
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    Better With Age

  • C-036
    Let's Grab a Drink Sometime Let's Grab a Drink Sometime
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    Let's Grab a Drink Sometime

  • #281
    I don't give a F*CK what your Wordle score is But how is everything else going? Good?
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    Don't Care/Wordle

  • #271
    Shit Happens! But that's good. Because if it didn't happen, we'd all weigh 400 pounds, smell terrible and be super grumpy all the time.
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    S#it Happens!

  • #257
    Wear A Mask Wear A Mask
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    Wear A Mask

  • #222
    Happy Birthday. May all your wishes come true. Except for that one about the Vietnamese girl and all those ping pong balls.
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    All Your Wishes

  • #053
    Congratulations on the Baby! Congratulations on the Baby!
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    Congratulations on the Baby!

  • #145
    Happy Birthday, Mother F#@cker Happy Birthday, Mother F#@cker
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    Happy Birthday, Mother F#@cker

  • #135
    Today We Celebrate Your Birth Today We Celebrate Your Birth
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    Today We Celebrate Your Birth

  • #005
    I value our friendship And by "value our friendship," I mean I'm never going to sleep with you. Happy Birthday.
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    I Value Our Friendship

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