Quick View Add to Cart Except for that one about the Vietnamese girl and all those ping pong balls. $3.95
Quick View Add to Cart I want you to know that I'm 100% serious. I really do hope you have an amazing birthday. I was nervous that this card would come off as sarcastic, because you never fucking get me a card on my birthday. $3.95
Quick View Add to Cart I can't believe it was just _____ years ago today that you squeezed your way out of your mother's vagina. $3.95
Quick View Add to Cart And by "value our friendship," I mean I'm never going to sleep with you. Happy Birthday. $2.95
Quick View Add to Cart And hopefully never grow tired of shitting yourself. Because I've heard after 80, you really lose control of your bowels. $3.95
Quick View Add to Cart Like having a homeless person vomit in your mouth. That would be worse, right? Happy Birthday. $3.95
Quick View Add to Cart Hey, Happy Birthday, Dick Face. What did you expect? You read the front of the card, right? $3.95
