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  • C-020
    Anniversary/Best Wife Anniversary/Best Wife Anniversary/Best Wife
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    Anniversary/Best Wife

  • C-019
    Loss of Sleep... Loss of Sleep... Loss of Sleep...
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    Loss of Sleep...

  • C-018
    Happily Ever After/Then Again Happily Ever After/Then Again Happily Ever After/Then Again
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    Happily Ever After/Then Again

  • C-017
    Happily Ever After/Each Other Happily Ever After/Each Other Happily Ever After/Each Other
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    Happily Ever After/Each Other

  • C-016
    Happy Birthday (EVERYONE) Happy Birthday (EVERYONE) Happy Birthday (EVERYONE)
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    Happy Birthday (EVERYONE)

  • C-015
    Happy Birthday, Tool Happy Birthday, Tool Happy Birthday, Tool
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    Happy Birthday, Tool

  • C-014
    TikTok Card TikTok Card TikTok Card
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    TikTok Card

  • C-013
    Enjoy Your Birthday Enjoy Your Birthday Enjoy Your Birthday
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    Enjoy Your Birthday

  • C-012
    Card + Gift Card + Gift Card + Gift
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    Card + Gift

  • C-011
    Lie About Your Age Lie About Your Age YOU'RE AT THAT AGE where people just assume you lie about your age.
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    Lie About Your Age

  • C-010
    Elementary School Teachers Elementary School Teachers Elementary School Teachers
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    Elementary School Teachers

  • C-009
    Baby Photos Baby Photos Baby Photos
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    Baby Photos

  • C-008
    Fox News Fox News Fox News
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    Fox News

  • C-006
    Don't Judge Don't Judge Don't Judge
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    Don't Judge

  • C-005
    Brother from Another Mother Brother from Another Mother Brother from Another Mother
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    Brother from Another Mother

  • C-007
    Won't Be Shocked Won't Be Shocked Won't Be Shocked
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    Won't Be Shocked

  • C-004
    You're So Vain You're So Vain You're So Vain
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    You're So Vain

  • C-003
    The Most Annoying Card The Most Annoying Card The Most Annoying Card
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    The Most Annoying Card

  • C-002
    Not Getting Old/Pre-Dead Not Getting Old/Pre-Dead Not Getting Old/Pre-Dead
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    Not Getting Old/Pre-Dead

  • #001 - 2022 LOGO WRAP
    CAPTION #1 - "I know. I know. I should have gone with the funny wrapping paper. Sorry. CAPTION #2 - "Oh my God, why are you reading the wrapping paper?" CAPTION #3 - "I'm not the gift. I'm the paper they wrapped around the gift, so you couldn't tell what it was ahead of time." 2022 - Logo Wrap (Double Sided)
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    2022 - Logo Wrap (Double Sided)

  • #283
    Reminder to Vote Reminder to Vote Reminder to Vote
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    Reminder to Vote

  • #284
    Inflation Inflation Inflation
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    Inflation

  • #282
    Can You Believe/Crap Sorry this card isn't more specific. I bought a bunch of these and didn't want to commit to just one complaint. Can You Believe/Crap
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    Can You Believe/Crap

  • #281
    Don't Care/Wordle But how is everything else going? Good? I don't give a F*CK what your Wordle score is
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    Don't Care/Wordle

  • #280
    One of My Oldest Friends I mean age-wise, of course. Happy Birthday to one of my oldest friends
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    One of My Oldest Friends

  • #279
    The Perfect Person I know you think I'm going to write something sarcastic inside the card that undercuts what is says on the front, but I'm not. And do you know why? Because it's so obviously sarcastic, I shouldn't have to. Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday to the most perfect person that has ever walked this earth
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    The Perfect Person

  • #278
    Your Name. Your Name. I just had to get you this card. It had your name written all over it. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name.
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    Your Name. Your Name.

  • #277
    Gift Card Well, I got you this card and it's your gift. Wait...what does gift card mean? I didn't know what to get you for your birthday, so I got you a gift card.
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    Gift Card

  • #276
    Happy Birthday Biggest Dick I actually bought this card for an overweight guy named Richard, but luckily it works for you too. Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday to one of the biggest dicks I know.
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    Happy Birthday Biggest Dick

  • #275
    The Covid Years Don't Count Happy Birthday! Big News! The Covid Years do not count. You're actually two years younger than you think you are.
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    The Covid Years Don't Count

  • Get Well Pack (Box of 10)
    Get Well Pack - (Box of 10) Get Well Pack - (Box of 10)
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    Get Well Pack - (Box of 10)

  • #274
    Happy Holidays/Instructions The inside of this card gives step by step instructions for the person to read on how to read it. Including... #1 - Act like you're reading something personal I wrote in your holiday card. #2 - After a couple of seconds, laugh as though I wrote something very funny. #3 - Now nod your head as though I wrote something very serious and heartfelt. Maybe touch your heart and exhale, but don't make it look forced. #4 - Okay, now close the card, look at me and mouth the words, "thank you." Happy Holidays
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    Happy Holidays/Instructions

  • #273
    Happy VD That stands for Happy Valentine's Day. I didn't want you to think this card was announcing that I'm about to give you chlamydia. Happy VD
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    Happy VD

  • #272
    It Was Sooo Hard Long story short, I gave up after a while and I just got you this card. It was sooo hard to find a card that expressed exactly how I feel right now.
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    It Was Sooo Hard

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