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  • #271
    S#it Happens! But that's good. Because if it didn't happen, we'd all weigh 400 pounds, smell terrible and be super grumpy all the time. Shit Happens!
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  • #270
    You're The Best! Not including me, of course. You're The Best!
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  • #269
    Not Getting Older? No, seriously. Why do you keep telling people you're the same age you were 4 years ago? It's weird. How come you're not getting any older?
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  • #268
    Fake Birthday Card (RR) BAM! You just got Rick Rolled. It's not even your birthday. I can't believe. you fell for it. Happy Birthday to an amazing human being
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  • #266
    You're Not Old Shoot. I bought this card last year and forgot to give it to you. It made more sense at the time. Last year really did a number on you. You're not old, so please don't feel that way
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  • #265
    It's Official! Congratulations! You are officially too old to "die young." Happy Birthday! It's Official!
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  • #264
    I Know You're Amazing Who cares what literally everyone else in the world probably thinks! I know you're amazing. You know you're amazing.
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  • #824
    I Know How You Feel I Know How You Feel I Know How You Feel
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  • #263
    Thank You For Being a Friend You sang the front, right? I knew you would. That's why I got you this card. And that's exactly why I've always considered you a pal and a confidant. All kidding aside, if you didn't sing it, please give me the card back. I've made a terrible mistake. Thank you for being a friend.
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  • #262
    Halloween Explained Halloween Explained Halloween Explained
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  • #261
    Coronavirus Holiday Card Just kidding. You should definitely wash your hands right now. I bought you this card for the holidays. It's printed on a special paper that repels the Coronavirus.
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    Coronavirus Holiday Card

  • #259
    Card vs. Zoom Call Card vs. Zoom Call Card vs. Zoom Call
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    Card vs. Zoom Call

  • #258
    Coronavirus Repellent Coronavirus Repellent Coronavirus Repellent
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    Coronavirus Repellent

  • #257
    Wear A Mask Wear A Mask Wear A Mask
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    Wear A Mask

  • #256
    Don't Discuss Weight Don't Discuss Weight Don't Discuss Weight
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    Don't Discuss Weight

  • #255
    I Miss Everybody I Miss Everybody I Miss Everybody
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    I Miss Everybody

  • #254
    Within 6 Feet Within 6 Feet Within 6 Feet
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    Within 6 Feet

  • #253
    Easter Hypocrisy It's funny when you think about it. Jesus comes back to life and people celebrate it. But when other people come back to life, we call them zombies and everyone freaks out. Happy Easter
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  • #252
    First Day Of The Rest I bought a card for the last day also, but that one has a much more depressing drawing on the front. First Day Of The Rest
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  • #251
    Friends For Life Well, the rest of your life. I'm most definitely going to outlive you. Friends For Life
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    Friends For Life

  • #250
    One of the Best Not like the #1 best person I know. But you know, one of them. Happy Birthday to one of the best people I know.
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  • #249
    They Don't Make And by, "they," I mean your parents. I guess what I'm trying to say is that your mom isn't producing viable eggs anymore. Happy Birthday! They Don't Make
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    They Don't Make

  • #248
    Person Who Has Everything Man, I sure hope you said, "Just a greeting card." What do you get the person who has everything?
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    Person Who Has Everything

  • #247
    Your The Smartest Oh, never mind. You didn't even noticed that "You're" was misspelled on the front. But Happy Birthday anyway. There's no doubt about it. Your one of the smartest people I know.
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    Your The Smartest

  • #246
    Any Occasion/Any Time Dear _________ Happy ________!!! Love _________ I hope you like this card. I actually helped write it.
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    Any Occasion/Any Time

  • #244
    It's Almost Your Birthday Sorry I'm giving you this card before your actual birthday. I didn't want you to think that Facebook reminded me. It's almost your birthday!
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    It's Almost Your Birthday

  • #243
    Happy Birthday, Boss I got you this card for one of three reasons: 1)You're my boss 2) Your name is boss 3) You're kind of bossy and this is my passive aggressive way of telling you to stop being that way. Happy Birthday, Boss
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  • #242
    Not Gonna Make a Joke But let's just say it's no accident that I got you a card with a dinosaur on the front. Happy Birthday. I promise I'm not going to make a joke about how old you are.
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  • #241
    Happy Hanukkah (Spelling) Fuck it. Happy Holidays. Happy Hanukkah! I mean, Happy Hanukah! Wait. Happy Chanukkah! Or maybe Happy Chahanukah!
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  • #240
    Die-Cut Holiday Card But then I flipped the card over and it was like twelve bucks. So I got you this card that describes that card in pretty good detail. I mean, you get the idea, right? Happy Holidays! I was going to get you this die-cut card with glitter on the front that played a high-pitched electronic sounding holiday song when you opened it.
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