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  • Birthday Pack (PG-13)
    Birthday Pack (PG-13) Birthday Pack (PG-13)
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  • Birthday Pack - 5
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  • Birthday Pack - 4
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  • Birthday Pack - 3
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  • Birthday Pack - 2
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  • FULL YEAR - 1
    Full Year #1 Full Year #1
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  • #274
    Happy Holidays/Instructions The inside of this card gives step by step instructions for the person to read on how to read it. Including... #1 - Act like you're reading something personal I wrote in your holiday card. #2 - After a couple of seconds, laugh as though I wrote something very funny. #3 - Now nod your head as though I wrote something very serious and heartfelt. Maybe touch your heart and exhale, but don't make it look forced. #4 - Okay, now close the card, look at me and mouth the words, "thank you." Happy Holidays
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  • #273
    Happy VD That stands for Happy Valentine's Day. I didn't want you to think this card was announcing that I'm about to give you chlamydia. Happy VD
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  • #272
    It Was Sooo Hard Long story short, I gave up after a while and I just got you this card. It was sooo hard to find a card that expressed exactly how I feel right now.
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    It Was Sooo Hard

  • #271
    S#it Happens! But that's good. Because if it didn't happen, we'd all weigh 400 pounds, smell terrible and be super grumpy all the time. Shit Happens!
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    S#it Happens!

  • #270
    You're The Best! Not including me, of course. You're The Best!
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    You're The Best!

  • #269
    Not Getting Older? No, seriously. Why do you keep telling people you're the same age you were 4 years ago? It's weird. How come you're not getting any older?
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    Not Getting Older?

  • #268
    Fake Birthday Card (RR) BAM! You just got Rick Rolled. It's not even your birthday. I can't believe. you fell for it. Happy Birthday to an amazing human being
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    Fake Birthday Card (RR)

  • #266
    You're Not Old Shoot. I bought this card last year and forgot to give it to you. It made more sense at the time. Last year really did a number on you. You're not old, so please don't feel that way
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  • #265
    It's Official! Congratulations! You are officially too old to "die young." Happy Birthday! It's Official!
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    It's Official!

  • #264
    I Know You're Amazing Who cares what literally everyone else in the world probably thinks! I know you're amazing. You know you're amazing.
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    I Know You're Amazing

  • #824
    I Know How You Feel I Know How You Feel I Know How You Feel
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    I Know How You Feel

  • #263
    Thank You For Being a Friend You sang the front, right? I knew you would. That's why I got you this card. And that's exactly why I've always considered you a pal and a confidant. All kidding aside, if you didn't sing it, please give me the card back. I've made a terrible mistake. Thank you for being a friend.
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  • FULL YEAR - 2
    Full Year #2 Full Year #2
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  • FULL YEAR - 3
    Full Year #3 Full Year #3
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  • Forgot a Father's Day Card?
    No Father's Day Card Excuse
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    No Father's Day Card Excuse

  • Forgot a Valentine's Day Card?
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  • GREY TRUCKER HAT
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  • BLUE TRUCKER HAT
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  • BLACK TRUCKER HAT
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  • #262
    Halloween Explained Halloween Explained Halloween Explained
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    Halloween Explained

  • #261
    Coronavirus Holiday Card Just kidding. You should definitely wash your hands right now. I bought you this card for the holidays. It's printed on a special paper that repels the Coronavirus.
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    Coronavirus Holiday Card

  • #259
    Card vs. Zoom Call Card vs. Zoom Call Card vs. Zoom Call
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    Card vs. Zoom Call

  • #258
    Coronavirus Repellent Coronavirus Repellent Coronavirus Repellent
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    Coronavirus Repellent

  • #257
    Wear A Mask Wear A Mask Wear A Mask
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    Wear A Mask

  • #256
    Don't Discuss Weight Don't Discuss Weight Don't Discuss Weight
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    Don't Discuss Weight

  • #255
    I Miss Everybody I Miss Everybody I Miss Everybody
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    I Miss Everybody

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