The Bald Guy will call your Valentine and tell them that you did order them a card back in mid-January, but it must have gotten lost in the mail.
Then he will explain to your Valentine that you are an amazing human being and you did everything you could to track down that card.
Again, The Bald Guy will take the blame to improve the relationship. We're here for you.
PLEASE NOTE: If you order the phone call, please leave your Valentine's name and phone number so The Bald Guy can make the phone call.