Holiday Cards

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(a) - Happy Holidays - This holiday season a donation has been made in your name to a local charity. But don't claim it on your taxes, because I might have made that up.
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(a) - Happy Holidays - Well, I guess we're about to find out if it really is "the thought that counts." Because I literally got you nothing.
 
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(ab) - Happy Birthday Jesus - This is actually a birthday card for a Hispanic kid named Jesus. But I think it works for Christmas too.
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(ab) - Happy Hanukkah. - I know this looks like a Christmas card, but that's not an elf on the front. It's actually an old Jewish man named Morty. Happy Hanukkah.
 
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(ab) - It's Jesus' Birthday. - And once again, I got you a gift and Jesus gets nothing.
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(ac) - Happy Holidays - I sure hope you got me something too.
 
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(d) - Happy Holidays - This holiday season I got you a gift card. And by "gift card," I mean this "card" is your "gift". Enjoy.
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(d) - Happy Whatever Religous Holiday You Celebrate in December. - (BLANK INSIDE)