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  • #275
    Big News! The Covid Years do not count.
You're actually two years younger
than you think you are. Happy Birthday!
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    The Covid Years Don't Count

  • #269
    How come you're not getting any older? No, seriously.
Why do you keep telling people you're
the same age you were 4 years ago?
It's weird.
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    Not Getting Older?

  • #265
    Happy Birthday! 
It's Official! Congratulations!
You are officially too old to "die young."
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    It's Official!

  • #001
    Happy 40th, Birthday! Wow, 40 years old. If this were the 1700's, you'd be dead.
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    Happy 40th Birthday!

  • #044
    I Can't Believe You're 30 I Can't Believe You're 30
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    I Can't Believe You're 30

  • #045
    Happy 50th Happy 50th
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    Happy 50th

  • #186
    Happy 30th Happy 30th
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    Happy 30th

  • #004
    Happy 23rd Birthday! Happy 23rd Birthday.
The first insignificant birthday of your life.
16 - Driver's License

17 - R-Rated Movies  

18 - Graduate HS

19 - Last teenage year 

20 - You're in your twenties

21 - Drink/Gamble  

22 - Graduate college

23 - NOTHING
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    Happy 23rd Birthday!

  • #002
    Happy 1st Birthday! I can't believe I just paid three bucks for a birthday card you can't even read.
Happy Birthday, kid.
You owe me three bucks when you hit puberty.
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    Happy 1st Birthday!

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