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The Covid Years Don't Count

$3.95

Details

  • Inside

    Happy Birthday!
  • Dimensions
    5" X 7" (envelope included)

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#275

features

  • Printed on recycled paper (of course)
  • Made in the USA
  • Written by Ian Kalman
  • Illustrated by Sean Farrell
  • Funnier than Hallmark
  • Funny Birthday Cards
  • Sarcastic Birthday Cards
  • Coronavirus Cards
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