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The Covid Years Don't Count

$3.95

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  • Inside

    Happy Birthday!

  • Dimensions
    5" X 7" (envelope included)

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  • #276
    Happy Birthday to one of the biggest dicks I know. I actually bought this card
for an overweight guy named Richard,
but luckily it works for you too.
Happy Birthday.
    $3.95

    Happy Birthday Biggest Dick

  • #280
    Happy Birthday to one of my oldest friends I mean age-wise, of course.
    $3.95

    One of My Oldest Friends

  • #279
    Happy Birthday to the most perfect person that has ever walked this earth I know you think I'm going to write

something sarcastic inside the card that undercuts

what is says on the front, but I'm not.

And do you know why?

Because it's so obviously sarcastic,
I shouldn't have to.

Happy Birthday.
    $3.95

    The Perfect Person

  • #272
    It was sooo hard to find a card that expressed exactly how I feel right now. Long story short, I gave up after a while
and I just got you this card.
    $3.95

    It Was Sooo Hard

  • #278
    Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. I just had to get you this card.

It had your name written all over it.
    $3.95

    Your Name. Your Name.