The Perfect Person

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• Inside

  I know you think I'm going to write

  something sarcastic inside the card that undercuts

  what is says on the front, but I'm not.
  
  And do you know why?
  
  Because it's so obviously sarcastic,
  I shouldn't have to.
  
  Happy Birthday.

• Dimensions
  5" X 7" (envelope included)