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I know you think I'm going to write something sarcastic inside the card that undercuts what is says on the front, but I'm not. And do you know why? Because it's so obviously sarcastic, I shouldn't have to. Happy Birthday.

Birthday Card - The Perfect Person (OG)

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Description

I know you think I'm going to write

something sarcastic inside the card that undercuts

what is says on the front, but I'm not.

And do you know why?

Because it's so obviously sarcastic,
I shouldn't have to.

Happy Birthday.

Additional Information
Width:
5.00 (in)
Height:
7.00 (in)
CardDimension:
5" X 7" (envelope included)
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Printed on recycled paper (of course)
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Made in the USA
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Written by Ian Kalman
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Illustrated by Sean Farrell
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Funnier than Hallmark
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Funny Birthday Cards
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Sarcastic Birthday Cards

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