2022 - Logo Wrap (Double Sided)

Details

• Inside

  ONE SHEET MEASURING 29" x 20"
  (buy one side and get the second side free)

  FRONT OF SHEET
  CAPTION #1 - "I know. I know. I should have gone with the funny wrapping paper. Sorry.
  CAPTION #2 - "Oh my God, why are you reading the wrapping paper?"
  CAPTION #3 - "I'm not the gift. I'm the paper they wrapped around the gift, so you couldn't tell what it was ahead of time."
  
  
  
  BACK OF SHEET

  STOP.
  YOU'RE WRAPPING IT WRONG.

  THIS IS THE WRONG SIDE.

  FLIP IT OVER. THAT'S THE ACTUAL WRAPPING PAPER.

  YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK RIDICULOUS
  IF YOU HAVE THIS SIDE FACING OUT.

  THE OTHER SIDE IS GREEN AND WAY MORE FESTIVE.

  THIS SIDE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

  SOME OF THE WORDS ARE GOING TO BE CUT OFF.

  IT WILL READ LIKE GIBBERISH.

  JUST PARTIAL SENTENCES EVERYWHERE. FRAGMENTS.

  PLEASE, WE URGE YOU TO USE THE OTHER SIDE.

  HAVE YOU EVER SEEN WRAPPING PAPER WITH JUST WORDS ON IT?
  NO, RIGHT?
  THERE'S A REASON FOR THAT.
  IT LOOKS SILLY WHEN WRAPPED AROUND A PACKAGE.

  IT WILL BE COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE TO READ.

  BUT THANK YOU FOR BUYING OUR WRAPPING PAPER.
  WE WISH YOU NOTHING BUT THE BEST.

• Dimensions
  20" x 29"