BGG Wrap (Double Sided)
Below are the available bulk discount rates for each individual item when you purchase a certain amount
- Buy 3 or above and pay only $4.95 each
FRONT OF SHEET
CAPTION #1 - "I know. I know. I should have gone with the funny wrapping paper. Sorry.
CAPTION #2 - "Oh my God, why are you reading the wrapping paper?"
CAPTION #3 - "I'm not the gift. I'm the paper they wrapped around the gift, so you couldn't tell what it was ahead of time."
BACK OF SHEET
YOU'RE WRAPPING IT WRONG.
THIS IS THE WRONG SIDE.
FLIP IT OVER. THAT'S THE ACTUAL WRAPPING PAPER.
YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK RIDICULOUS
IF YOU HAVE THIS SIDE FACING OUT.
THE OTHER SIDE IS GREEN AND WAY MORE FESTIVE.
THIS SIDE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
SOME OF THE WORDS ARE GOING TO BE CUT OFF.
IT WILL READ LIKE GIBBERISH.
JUST PARTIAL SENTENCES EVERYWHERE. FRAGMENTS.
PLEASE, WE URGE YOU TO USE THE OTHER SIDE.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN WRAPPING PAPER WITH JUST WORDS ON IT?
THERE'S A REASON FOR THAT.
IT LOOKS SILLY WHEN WRAPPED AROUND A PACKAGE.
IT WILL BE COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE TO READ.
BUT THANK YOU FOR BUYING OUR WRAPPING PAPER.
WE WISH YOU NOTHING BUT THE BEST.
20" x 29"
10% OFF (all orders $50+)
use code: BALD
- Shipping is $7.99 for unlimited wrapping paper. (ships in a tube)
- Printed on 70# GLOSS paper
- Made in the USA
- Written by Ian Kalman
- Logo Design by Sean Farrell
- Funnier than Hallmark