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  • #249
    They Don't Make And by, "they," I mean your parents. I guess what I'm trying to say is that your mom isn't producing viable eggs anymore. Happy Birthday! They Don't Make
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  • #244
    It's Almost Your Birthday Sorry I'm giving you this card before your actual birthday. I didn't want you to think that Facebook reminded me. It's almost your birthday!
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    It's Almost Your Birthday

  • #215
    Older/Better Well, another year older. Another year older. Another year wiser.
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  • #208
    Amazing Heart If you had my face and my body, you'd really be something. Happy Birthday! You have an amazing heart and you truly are one of the kindest people I've ever known.
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    Happy Birthday to My Best Friend I'm kidding, you're like my 3rd best friend, but they don't sell cards that say that. Happy Birthday to My Best Friend
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  • #046
    You're A Hard Person To Shop For You're A Hard Person To Shop For You're A Hard Person To Shop For
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    You're A Hard Person To Shop For

  • #059
    Mr. Pickles Mr. Pickles Mr. Pickles
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  • #095
    Sincerely Hope Sincerely Hope Sincerely Hope
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  • #159
    Happy B-Day Happy B-Day Happy B-Day
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  • #172
    Magnificent Birthday Magnificent Birthday Magnificent Birthday
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  • #218
    Have Your Cake In fact, every year that you have a cake, you can eat it. That's how cake works. Happy Birthday. This year, you can have your cake and eat it too.
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  • #217
    I Was In Charge I went with this one. I was in charge of picking your birthday card this year.
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  • #047
    Once A Year Once A Year Once A Year
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    Once A Year

  • #049
    We Celebrate Your Life We Celebrate Your Life We Celebrate Your Life
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    We Celebrate Your Life

  • #066
    Self-Centered Self-Centered Self-Centered
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    Self-Centered

  • #069
    Make A Wish Make A Wish Make A Wish
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  • #079
    You're Amazing You're Amazing You're Amazing
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    You're Amazing

  • #114
    No Room To Write/Birthday No Room To Write/Birthday No Room To Write/Birthday
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  • #280
    One of My Oldest Friends I mean age-wise, of course. Happy Birthday to one of my oldest friends
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    One of My Oldest Friends

  • #279
    The Perfect Person I know you think I'm going to write something sarcastic inside the card that undercuts what is says on the front, but I'm not. And do you know why? Because it's so obviously sarcastic, I shouldn't have to. Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday to the most perfect person that has ever walked this earth
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  • #270
    You're The Best! Not including me, of course. You're The Best!
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  • #248
    Person Who Has Everything Man, I sure hope you said, "Just a greeting card." What do you get the person who has everything?
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  • #247
    Your The Smartest Oh, never mind. You didn't even noticed that "You're" was misspelled on the front. But Happy Birthday anyway. There's no doubt about it. Your one of the smartest people I know.
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  • #246
    Any Occasion/Any Time Dear _________ Happy ________!!! Love _________ I hope you like this card. I actually helped write it.
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    Any Occasion/Any Time

  • #231
    Happy Birthday/Get Together Let's get together soon and talk about the old days. You know, when you had your whole life ahead of you. Happy Birthday
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  • #204
    Cry If You Want To But just so you know, it's going to make everyone at your party feel super uncomfortable. It's your birthday and you can cry if you want to.
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    Cry If You Want To

  • #023
    Only A Card Only A Card Only A Card
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    Only A Card

  • #106
    Wish For Something Small Wish For Something Small Wish For Something Small
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    Wish For Something Small

  • #110
    Happy Birthdays Happy Birthdays Happy Birthdays
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  • #111
    Funniest Card I've Ever Seen Funniest Card I've Ever Seen Funniest Card I've Ever Seen
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  • #112
    Anything Your Heart Desires Anything Your Heart Desires Anything Your Heart Desires
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    Anything Your Heart Desires

  • #123
    May You Have The Best May You Have The Best May You Have The Best
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    May You Have The Best

  • #277
    Gift Card Well, I got you this card and it's your gift. Wait...what does gift card mean? I didn't know what to get you for your birthday, so I got you a gift card.
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  • #220
    Loves Folded Paper I remembered that you love folded paper and that's why I got you this greeting card for your birthday. Shoot, now that I watch you read this card, I feel like it was someone else that really loved folded paper. Loves Folded Paper
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  • #219
    Little Birdie Told Me No, I'm just kidding. Birds don't talk. It was a human being that told me. A little birdie told me it was your birthday.
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  • #216
    Write You a Song But then I remembered that I don't know how to write songs and greeting cards only cost a few dollars - so I went with a greeting card. Hey, Happy Birthday. I was gonna write you a song about our friendship for your birthday.
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    Write You a Song

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