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  • #001 - Wrapping Paper
    CAPTION #1 - "I know. I know. I should have gone with the funny wrapping paper. Sorry. CAPTION #2 - "Oh my God, why are you reading the wrapping paper?" CAPTION #3 - "I'm not the gift. I'm the paper they wrapped around the gift, so you couldn't tell what it was ahead of time." BGG Wrap (Double Sided)
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    BGG Wrap (Double Sided)

  • #275
    Big News! The Covid Years do not count. You're actually two years younger than you think you are. Happy Birthday!
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    The Covid Years Don't Count

  • #272
    It was sooo hard to find a card that expressed exactly how I feel right now. Long story short, I gave up after a while and I just got you this card.
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    It Was Sooo Hard

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    The Most Annoying Card The Most Annoying Card
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    The Most Annoying Card

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    Not Getting Old/Pre-Dead Not Getting Old/Pre-Dead
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    Not Getting Old/Pre-Dead

  • C-001
    Not the Best Birthday Card Not the Best Birthday Card
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    Not the Best Birthday Card

  • #276
    Happy Birthday to one of the biggest dicks I know. I actually bought this card for an overweight guy named Richard, but luckily it works for you too. Happy Birthday.
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    Happy Birthday Biggest Dick

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    You're So Vain You're So Vain
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    You're So Vain

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    Brother from Another Mother Brother from Another Mother
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    Brother from Another Mother

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    Don't Judge Don't Judge
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    Don't Judge

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    Won't Be Shocked Won't Be Shocked
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    Won't Be Shocked

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    Fox News Fox News
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    Fox News

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    Baby Photos Baby Photos
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    Baby Photos

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    Elementary School Teachers Elementary School Teachers
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    Elementary School Teachers

  • C-011
    YOU'RE AT THAT AGE where people just assume you lie about your age. Lie About Your Age
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    Lie About Your Age

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    Card + Gift Card + Gift
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    Card + Gift

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    Enjoy Your Birthday Enjoy Your Birthday
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    Enjoy Your Birthday

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    TikTok Card TikTok Card
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    TikTok Card

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    Happy Birthday (EVERYONE) Happy Birthday (EVERYONE)
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    Happy Birthday (EVERYONE)

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    Happy Birthday, Tool Happy Birthday, Tool
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    Happy Birthday, Tool

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    Happily Ever After/Each Other Happily Ever After/Each Other
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    Happily Ever After/Each Other

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    Happily Ever After/Then Again Happily Ever After/Then Again
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    Happily Ever After/Then Again

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    Loss of Sleep... Loss of Sleep...
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    Loss of Sleep...

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    Anniversary/Best Wife Anniversary/Best Wife
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    Anniversary/Best Wife

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    Thank You (3 times) Thank You (3 times)
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    Thank You (3 times)

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    Mother's Day/Secret Mother's Day/Secret
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    Mother's Day/Secret

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    Father's Day/Write a Book Father's Day/Write a Book
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    Father's Day/Write a Book

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    Merry Christmas/Taxes Merry Christmas/Taxes
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    Merry Christmas/Taxes

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    HB from Us HB from Us
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    HB from Us

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    VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY
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    VERY VERY VERY

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    Family Member Family Member
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    Family Member

  • C-028
    No Joke/Not Funny No Joke/Not Funny
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    No Joke/Not Funny

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    Pass for 29 Pass for 29
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    Pass for 29

  • C-030
    HB Amazing Human Being HB Amazing Human Being
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    HB Amazing Human Being

  • C-031
    Better With Age Better With Age
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    Better With Age

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    You Get Better You Get Better
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    You Get Better

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    Love You So Much Love You So Much
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    Love You So Much

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    COMPLETE ME COMPLETE ME
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    COMPLETE ME

  • C-035
    Just Because/No Reason Just Because/No Reason
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    Just Because/No Reason

  • C-036
    Let's Grab a Drink Sometime Let's Grab a Drink Sometime
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    Let's Grab a Drink Sometime

  • #284
    Inflation Inflation
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    Inflation

  • #263
    Thank you for being a friend. You sang the front, right? I knew you would. That's why I got you this card. And that's exactly why I've always considered you a pal and a confidant. All kidding aside, if you didn't sing it, please give me the card back. I've made a terrible mistake.
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    Thank You For Being a Friend

  • #282
    Can You Believe/Crap Sorry this card isn't more specific. I bought a bunch of these and didn't want to commit to just one complaint.
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    Can You Believe/Crap

  • #281
    I don't give a F*CK what your Wordle score is But how is everything else going? Good?
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    Don't Care/Wordle

  • #280
    Happy Birthday to one of my oldest friends I mean age-wise, of course.
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    One of My Oldest Friends

  • #279
    Happy Birthday to the most perfect person that has ever walked this earth I know you think I'm going to write something sarcastic inside the card that undercuts what is says on the front, but I'm not. And do you know why? Because it's so obviously sarcastic, I shouldn't have to. Happy Birthday.
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    The Perfect Person

  • #278
    Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. Your Name. I just had to get you this card. It had your name written all over it.
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    Your Name. Your Name.

  • #277
    I didn't know what to get you for your birthday, so I got you a gift card. Well, I got you this card and it's your gift. Wait...what does gift card mean?
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    Gift Card

  • #274
    Happy Holidays The inside of this card gives step by step instructions for the person to read on how to read it. Including... #1 - Act like you're reading something personal I wrote in your holiday card. #2 - After a couple of seconds, laugh as though I wrote something very funny. #3 - Now nod your head as though I wrote something very serious and heartfelt. Maybe touch your heart and exhale, but don't make it look forced. #4 - Okay, now close the card, look at me and mouth the words, "thank you."
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    Happy Holidays/Instructions

  • #273
    Happy VD That stands for Happy Valentine's Day. I didn't want you to think this card was announcing that I'm about to give you chlamydia.
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    Happy VD

  • #270
    You're The Best! Not including me, of course.
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    You're The Best!

  • #269
    How come you're not getting any older? No, seriously. Why do you keep telling people you're the same age you were 4 years ago? It's weird.
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    Not Getting Older?

  • #266
    You're not old, so please don't feel that way Shoot. I bought this card last year and forgot to give it to you. It made more sense at the time. Last year really did a number on you.
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    You're Not Old

  • #265
    Happy Birthday! It's Official! Congratulations! You are officially too old to "die young."
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    It's Official!

  • #268
    Happy Birthday to an amazing human being BAM! You just got Rick Rolled. It's not even your birthday. I can't believe. you fell for it.
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    Fake Birthday Card (RR)

  • #264
    I know you're amazing. You know you're amazing. Who cares what literally everyone else in the world probably thinks!
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    I Know You're Amazing

  • #271
    Shit Happens! But that's good. Because if it didn't happen, we'd all weigh 400 pounds, smell terrible and be super grumpy all the time.
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    S#it Happens!

  • #824
    I Know How You Feel I Know How You Feel
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    I Know How You Feel

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