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Birthday Cards
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( ) - Happy Birthday (Clown) - The inside of this card provides instructions on how to read it.
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( a) - Happy Birthday. Sorry that I didn't get you anything. - I'll be honest with you, I was gonna get you something really cool. But I didn't want you to have to carry it around all night. You can thank me later for being so thoughtful.
 
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(a) - For my special friend on your birthday - Part of me calls you my special friend because you’re special to me. But part of me also calls you that because it makes you sound retarded.
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(a) - Happy Birthday from Us. - Sure, the cards says, "from us," but I think we both know who bought the card and who just signed their name.
 
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(a) - Happy Birthday to my Best Friend. - I'm kidding, you're like my 3rd best friend, but they don't sell cards that say that.
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(a) - Happy Birthday to the most self-centered person I've ever met. - At first I thought this card would piss you off. But then I thought maybe you'd like it because it's about you.
 
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(a) - Happy Birthday, I guess - For the record, my birthday was on ______.
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(a) - The best birthday card ever. - Well, it might not be the best birthday card ever, but it's definitely the most confident.
 
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(a) - This is your birthday card. - And this is the inside of your birthday card. What did you expect?
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(a) - Today is YOUR day. - Well, you and the other 19 million people in the world who are celebrating their birthday today. That's right, I Googled it.
 
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(a) - Very Happy Birthday - That's right. Most cards just say, "Happy Birthday." This one says, "Very Happy Birthday," because I care more than everyone else.
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(a) - You're a hard person to shop for. - And that's a huge part of why I didn't get you anything. Happy Birthday, though.
 
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(a) Everyone Loves a Birthday Card - Unfortunately, this is not one of those cards. But man, everyone loves those, right?
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(a) Happy Birthday! - Yay, only zero more years until you're old!
 
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(a) Happy Birthday. Today, you are ____ YEARS YOUNG.
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(a) I'm so happy we're friends - It makes the fact that I got you this birthday card way less creepy.
 
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(a) May you get your birthday wish. - I'd recommend wishing for something small though. You know, something that God would actually give someone like you.
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(a) You're Not Getting Old. - You've been old for a while. Now you're just getting closer to death. Happy Birthday, though.
 
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(aa) - Happy Birthday, Pilgrim. - Of course I know you’re not really a pilgrim. That’s kind of what makes this card funny.
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(ab) - Birthdays only come around once a year. - So don't miss mine. It's on......
 
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(ab) - Don’t forget to make a wish before you blow out your candles. - Just don’t expect your wish to come true.
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(ab) - I’m sorry I missed your birthday. - It must have been horrible without me.
 
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(b) - Happy Birthday to Yu. - That is not a typo. This card is a huge seller in China.
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(b) - Happy Birthday. - I may have only gotten you a card, but look around, I bet there are plenty of people here that didn't even get you that. Think about it.
 
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(b) - Happy Birthday. - Today, we celebrate your life and all you've become. So please don't let us down like you used to, okay?
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(b) - I hope you have a great birthday. - Mostly because I'm at your party and I really want to have a good time.
 
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(b) - It's your birthday - Congratulations on being born. Nice work.
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(b) - It's your birthday. You know what that means? - It means your parents like to have sex.
 
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(b) - May you live to be a thousand. - And hopefully never grow tired of shitting yourself. Because I've heard after 80, you really lose control of your bowels.
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(b) - You're One in a Million! - But don't get too excited. Statistically, that means there are 6,700 people exactly like you. Happy Birthday
 
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(b) Happy Belated Birthday. - I’m not going to lie to you; this card is way later than you think. It’s actually for your birthday in 2002.
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(b) Happy Birthday, Family Member. - I'm sorry this isn't very personalized. I wasn't sure who in the family I was going to give it to.
 
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(b) I can’t believe it’s your birthday. - Which is ironic because I went to the store, picked out this card, stuck it in an envelope and gave it to you. You’d think I’d believe it by now.
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(b) I sincerely hope you have a fantastic birthday. - If I weren’t sincere, I probably would have just written on your Facebook wall.
 
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(b) I'm so happy you were born. - Not so much because I’m a huge fan of yours, but I’d hate to think of you still being inside your mother.
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(b) It’s your birthday and I couldn’t be happier. - Mostly because your age makes me feel so much better about my age.
 
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(b) You deserve so much more than just a card. - And that's why I also got you that green envelope. I hope you didn't rip it.
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(bb) - Happy Birthday - Are you reading this card or just staring at it? Here's a test. If you really are reading it, look at me and say. "I think I'm gonna buy a cat and name it Mr. Pickles."
 
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(c) - Happy Birthday (Vagina) - I can't believe it was just __ years ago today that you squeezed your way out of your mother's vagina.
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(c) - Happy Birthday - I was thinking about it and I don't think we're close enough friends for a gift yet.
 
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(c) - I can't believe you're a year older. - Well, until I look at you. After that, it totally makes sense.
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(c) - I value our friendship - And by "value our friendship," I mean I'm never going to sleep with you.
 
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(c) - Worlds 9th best Dad - Hey, 9th best is still pretty good. You made a couple crucial mistakes when I was younger, or you'd be even higher.
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(c) - You're Amazing, Happy Birthday. - Don't let this card go to your head. You still like me more than I like you.
 
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(c) - You've aged - But haven't we all? It's just weird how it's so much more obvious on you. Oh yeah, Happy Birthday.
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(c) -Sorry I missed your Birthday - But if you think about it, where were you when I turned three?
 
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(c) Happy Birthday. - I hope you like your gift. It was between getting you something or sponsoring a kid from a Third World country. I choose the gift. Happy Birthday.
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(cc) - Happy Birthday - Just remember, in some cultures, an inexpensive greeting card is considered extremely thoughtful.
 
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(cd) - There are worse things that getting older. - Like having a homeless person vomit in your mouth. That would be worse, right? Happy Birthday.
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(g) - Happy 1st Birthday (Puberty) - I can't believe I just paid three bucks for a birthday card you can't even read. Happy Birthday, kid. You owe me three bucks when you hit puberty.
 
 

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