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  • #202
    Happy Holiday/Giant Packs I love this time of the year. It gives me the time to thank the people that mean so much to me.
The people that have touched me and made my life so unbelievably joyous.
The people that I hope to have in my life forever.
And since these cards come in giant packs of 50, I can give you one too.
Happy Holidays. Happy Holidays!
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    Happy Holiday/Giant Packs

  • #240
    Die-Cut Holiday Card But then I flipped the card over and it was like twelve bucks.
So I got you this card that describes that card in pretty good detail.
I mean, you get the idea, right?
Happy Holidays! I was going to get you this die-cut card with glitter on the front that played a high-pitched electronic sounding holiday song when you opened it.
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    Die-Cut Holiday Card

  • #084
    Holiday Gift Card Holiday Gift Card Holiday Gift Card
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    Holiday Gift Card

  • #060
    Local Charity Donation Local Charity Donation Local Charity Donation
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    Local Charity Donation

  • #109
    Christmas/Hanukkah Christmas/Hanukkah Christmas/Hanukkah
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    Christmas/Hanukkah

  • #261
    Coronavirus Holiday Card Just kidding. You should definitely wash your hands right now. I bought you this card for the holidays.
It's printed on a special paper that repels the Coronavirus.
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    Coronavirus Holiday Card

  • #274
    Happy Holidays/Instructions The inside of this card gives step by step instructions for the person to read

on how to read it. Including...

#1 - Act like you're reading something personal I wrote in your holiday card.
#2 - After a couple of seconds, laugh as though I wrote something very funny.

#3 - Now nod your head as though I wrote something very serious and heartfelt.
Maybe touch your heart and exhale, but don't make it look forced.
#4 - Okay, now close the card, look at me and mouth the words, "thank you." Happy Holidays
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    Happy Holidays/Instructions

  • #061
    The Thought That Counts The Thought That Counts The Thought That Counts
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    The Thought That Counts

  • #136
    God Bless You God Bless You God Bless You
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    God Bless You

  • #037
    Awkward Holiday Awkward Holiday Awkward Holiday
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    Awkward Holiday

  • #025
    Not An Elf...A Morty Not An Elf...A Morty Not An Elf...A Morty

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    Not An Elf...A Morty

  • #241
    Happy Hanukkah (Spelling) Fuck it. Happy Holidays. Happy Hanukkah!
I mean,
Happy Hanukah!
Wait.
Happy Chanukkah!
Or maybe
Happy Chahanukah!
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    Happy Hanukkah (Spelling)

  • #108
    Died For Our Sins Died For Our Sins Died For Our Sins
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    Died For Our Sins

  • #238
    Happy Hanukkah (Christmas Card) Oh, you're not Jewish?
Well, now you know how I feel when I get Christmas cards every year. Happy Hanukkah (Christmas Card)
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    Happy Hanukkah (Christmas Card)

  • #164
    Happy Jewish Holiday Happy Jewish Holiday Happy Jewish Holiday
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    Happy Jewish Holiday

  • C-038
    May Not Be The Best May Not Be The Best May Not Be The Best
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    May Not Be The Best

  • #085
    Happy Whatever Religous Holiday You Celebrate Happy Whatever Religous Holiday You Celebrate Happy Whatever Religous Holiday You Celebrate

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    Happy Whatever Religous Holiday You Celebrate