The History of Bald Guy Greetings traces back to its humble beginnings as a small greeting card company founded by This Bald Guy and his close friend, Sean Farrell. Their passion for humor and connection is palpable. Since the very beginning, Bald Guy Greetings has stuck to it's mission of Making Hallmark Cards look like turds. Their witty, irreverent, and original cards resonate with a wide audience. Find out more About Us and discover the story behind Bald Guy Greetings as we continue to evolve and expand our collection of hilarious and heartwarming cards.