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#155

Because to be honest, you’re reaching that age where it’s just not funny anymore.

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#242

But let's just say it's no accident that I got you a card with a dinosaur on the front. Happy Birthday.

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#240

I was gonna get you this die-cut card with glitter -- but then I flipped it over and it was like twelve bucks.

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#259

I went with the card, because I didn’t have to shower for that.

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#091

I'm sorry this isn't very personalized. I wasn't sure who in the family I was going to give it to.

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#258

Just kidding. You should definitely wash your hands right now.

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#183

Not because of drinking. Old people just forget things.

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#167

Of course, you'd have to explain to people that you've had a very hard life, and that's why you look so much older than a normal 29-year old.

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#244

Sorry I'm giving you this card before your actual birthday. I didn't want you to think that Facebook reminded me.

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#018

Sure the card says "from us," but I think we both know who bought the card and who just signed their name.

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#058

That's right. Most cards just say, "Happy Birthday." This one says, "Very Happy Birthday," because I care more than everyone else.

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#194

You really are an amazing human being. Trust me, I know a little something about being amazing.

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#092

And that's why I also got you that green envelope. I hope you didn't rip it.

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#158

And that's your birthday gift. Happy Birthday.

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#078

But haven't we all? It's just weird how it's so much more obvious on you. Oh yeah, Happy Birthday.

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#184

But in all honesty, your number is getting ridiculously high.

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#221

But just for the normal amount of time. I’m not like obsessing or anything.

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#191

But to be honest, I liked celebrating it more when you were younger and more fun.

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#057

Congratulations on being born. Nice work.

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#195

Either that or my eyes are getting worse every year. Wait. That's it. Never mind. Happy Birthday.

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#126

Finally, a ranking on how much people care about you on your birthday. The Official Guide.

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#116

I'll be honest, I bought this card for myself. But my birthday's not for a while, so I'll just buy myself another one when the time comes.

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#020

I'm kidding, you're like my 3rd best friend, but they don't sell cards that say that.

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#147

If you're a little girl -- I got you this card because you're amazing. And if you're an actual Princess -- I didn't get you a gift, because come on, what do you get a princess?

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#070

Part of me calls you my special friend because you're special to me. But part of me also calls you that because it makes it sound like you have an extra chromosome.

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#132

Spoiler alert: you die at the end.

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#131

Sure, they had a card that said, "Happy Birthday, young friend." But when I told them how old you were, they wouldn't let me buy it.

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#206

Testicles are definitely not one of them. Happy Birthday

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#006

The inside of this card gives you instructions on how to act when you read it. (i.e. Laugh, cry, mouth the words "thank you") - it's funnier than this description. I promise.

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#142

The Perfect Greeting Card

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#252

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

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#102

Unfortunately, this is not one of those cards. But man, everyone loves those, right?

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#048

Well, it might not be the best birthday card ever, but it's definitely the most confident.

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#068

Well, you and the other 19 million people in the world who are celebrating their birthday today. That's right. I Googled it.

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#261

(Holiday) Just kidding. You should definitely wash your hands right now.

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#046

And that's a huge part of why I didn't get you anything. Happy Birthday, though.

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#230

Bappy Hirthday! Dammit, I've even worse than I thought.

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#134

Happy Birthday - Super thoughtful card.

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#232

Hey, second best isn't bad. After all, it's not like you were ever gonna beat me.

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#080

I can't believe you're a year older. - Until I look at you.

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#217

I went with this one.

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#095

If I weren't sincere, I probably would have just written on your Facebook wall.

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#248

Man, I sure hope you said, "Just a greeting card."

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#250

Not like the #1 best person I know. But, you know, one of them.

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#168

Of course, I'm kidding. I hope you have a great birthday. I just wanted this card to stand out from the others.

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#114

Oh no, all of this type fills the card and there's no place for me to write something personal about our friendship.

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#247

Oh, never mind. You didn't even noticed that "You're" was misspelled on the front. But Happy Birthday anyway.

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#228

Which is good, because when we first met, I wasn't very impressed by you. Happy Birthday.

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#229

Alright, I get it. You were born. Do we really have to do this every year?

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#234

But remember, I'm paper and paper covers rock. So I'm still a little better than you.

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#100

Congrats on the new baby. - Cuter than expected

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#097

Congrats on your wedding. - Married up/Married down

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#176

Happy Anniversary - I'm so happy we're still married.

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#072

Happy Anniversary - Perfect Couple

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#202

Happy Holidays! Giant Packs of 50

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#121

I heard you were sick. - also other stuff

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#086

I'm Sorry - You're always right and I'm always wrong.

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#201

I'm Sorry You're Not Feeling Well

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#226

Just to be clear, this card is literally for EVERYTHING. Please hold onto it and read it again the next time you do something for me.

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#101

No room to write

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#089

Thank You Very Much - Keep doing things for me.

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#118

Thinking of you. - Not all good stuff.

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#199

You Make Me Smile.

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#210

You make me so happy.

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#129

And I mean that in the least racist way possible.

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#011

But if it helps, I always thought he was an asshole, anyway. In fact, we used to make fun of you for dating him.

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#128

Congrats! - Can't tell you how excited...

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#138

I Love You. - Don't get too comfortable

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#087

Just Because - No Reason

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#008

This is actually a birthday card for a Hispanic kid named Jesus. But I think it works for Christmas too.

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#014

You Complete Me - Less controlling.

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#200

You're Getting Married!!

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#039

You're having a baby - I thought you were...

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#015

You're Welcome - I got your thank you card...

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