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BEST SELLERS

BEST SELLERS

#254

I can't wait to be within six feet of you again.

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#155

Because to be honest, you’re reaching that age where it’s just not funny anymore.

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#242

But let's just say it's no accident that I got you a card with a dinosaur on the front. Happy Birthday.

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#257

I love you. I miss you. Wear a f*cking mask.

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#240

I was gonna get you this die-cut card with glitter -- but then I flipped it over and it was like twelve bucks.

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#259

I went with the card, because I didn’t have to shower for that.

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#091

I'm sorry this isn't very personalized. I wasn't sure who in the family I was going to give it to.

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#258

Just kidding. You should definitely wash your hands right now.

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#248

Man, I sure hope you said, "Just a greeting card."

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#183

Not because of drinking. Old people just forget things.

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#250

Not like the #1 best person I know. But, you know, one of them.

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#255

Of course, I miss you. But I'm also starting to miss people that I don't even like.

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#167

Of course, you'd have to explain to people that you've had a very hard life, and that's why you look so much older than a normal 29-year old.

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#247

Oh, never mind. You didn't even noticed that "You're" was misspelled on the front. But Happy Birthday anyway.

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#244

Sorry I'm giving you this card before your actual birthday. I didn't want you to think that Facebook reminded me.

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#018

Sure the card says "from us," but I think we both know who bought the card and who just signed their name.

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#058

That's right. Most cards just say, "Happy Birthday." This one says, "Very Happy Birthday," because I care more than everyone else.

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#252

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

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#256

When this whole Coronavirus thing is over, let’s both agree not to mention my weight gain.

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#194

You really are an amazing human being. Trust me, I know a little something about being amazing.

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#092

And that's why I also got you that green envelope. I hope you didn't rip it.

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#158

And that's your birthday gift. Happy Birthday.

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#078

But haven't we all? It's just weird how it's so much more obvious on you. Oh yeah, Happy Birthday.

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#184

But in all honesty, your number is getting ridiculously high.

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#221

But just for the normal amount of time. I’m not like obsessing or anything.

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#191

But to be honest, I liked celebrating it more when you were younger and more fun.

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#057

Congratulations on being born. Nice work.

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#195

Either that or my eyes are getting worse every year. Wait. That's it. Never mind. Happy Birthday.

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#126

Finally, a ranking on how much people care about you on your birthday. The Official Guide.

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#116

I'll be honest, I bought this card for myself. But my birthday's not for a while, so I'll just buy myself another one when the time comes.

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#020

I'm kidding, you're like my 3rd best friend, but they don't sell cards that say that.

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#147

If you're a little girl -- I got you this card because you're amazing. And if you're an actual Princess -- I didn't get you a gift, because come on, what do you get a princess?

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#132

Spoiler alert: you die at the end.

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#131

Sure, they had a card that said, "Happy Birthday, young friend." But when I told them how old you were, they wouldn't let me buy it.

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#206

Testicles are definitely not one of them. Happy Birthday

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#006

The inside of this card gives you instructions on how to act when you read it. (i.e. Laugh, cry, mouth the words "thank you") - it's funnier than this description. I promise.

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#102

Unfortunately, this is not one of those cards. But man, everyone loves those, right?

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#048

Well, it might not be the best birthday card ever, but it's definitely the most confident.

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#068

Well, you and the other 19 million people in the world who are celebrating their birthday today. That's right. I Googled it.

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#046

And that's a huge part of why I didn't get you anything. Happy Birthday, though.

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#230

Bappy Hirthday! Dammit, I've even worse than I thought.

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#134

Happy Birthday - Super thoughtful card.

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#232

Hey, second best isn't bad. After all, it's not like you were ever gonna beat me.

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#080

I can't believe you're a year older. - Until I look at you.

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#217

I went with this one.

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#095

If I weren't sincere, I probably would have just written on your Facebook wall.

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#168

Of course, I'm kidding. I hope you have a great birthday. I just wanted this card to stand out from the others.

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#114

Oh no, all of this type fills the card and there's no place for me to write something personal about our friendship.

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#228

Which is good, because when we first met, I wasn't very impressed by you. Happy Birthday.

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#229

Alright, I get it. You were born. Do we really have to do this every year?

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#234

But remember, I'm paper and paper covers rock. So I'm still a little better than you.

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#100

Congrats on the new baby. - Cuter than expected

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#097

Congrats on your wedding. - Married up/Married down

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#176

Happy Anniversary - I'm so happy we're still married.

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#072

Happy Anniversary - Perfect Couple

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#202

Happy Holidays! Giant Packs of 50

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#121

I heard you were sick. - also other stuff

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#086

I'm Sorry - You're always right and I'm always wrong.

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#201

I'm Sorry You're Not Feeling Well

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#226

Just to be clear, this card is literally for EVERYTHING. Please hold onto it and read it again the next time you do something for me.

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#101

No room to write

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#089

Thank You Very Much - Keep doing things for me.

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#118

Thinking of you. - Not all good stuff.

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#199

You Make Me Smile.

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#210

You make me so happy.

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#129

And I mean that in the least racist way possible.

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#011

But if it helps, I always thought he was an asshole, anyway. In fact, we used to make fun of you for dating him.

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#128

Congrats! - Can't tell you how excited...

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#138

I Love You. - Don't get too comfortable

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#087

Just Because - No Reason

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#142

The Perfect Greeting Card

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#008

This is actually a birthday card for a Hispanic kid named Jesus. But I think it works for Christmas too.

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#014

You Complete Me - Less controlling.

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#200

You're Getting Married!!

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#039

You're having a baby - I thought you were...

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#015

You're Welcome - I got your thank you card...

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THE COMPLETE SET

THE-COMPLETE-SET - All 240 Original Bald Guy Greetings still in print -- in a custom made Bald Guy Greetings Box. (RETAIL VALUE: $948 + Whatever the retail value of a BGG Custom Box would cost)

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