I think your cards are pretty funny, actually I love them and wish I could find them in more stores. My question though is...Do you have any cards specifically for siblings?
Now regarding the Sibling Birthday Card -- we do have a card for that. Check out the "Birthday Cards" section on this website. Move your eyes up a little and look to the left. Yeah, just above where it says "Holiday Cards" in bold. When you click on "Birthday Cards", search for card 091. It says, "Happy Birthday, Family Member" on the front. Don't worry, it's funnier on the inside, but I don't want to ruin that part for you. Check it out.
Let me know if that works for you. If not, try one of our other cards this year and I'll work on writing a new sibling card for your siblings next birthday. Cool?
How do I pass an Art History test that I've already failed?
Now, of course, John Quincy Adams didn't really say that. But, as we've already established - you're knowledge of history is garbage.
Bottom line: Study more. Listen in class. Do your homework and you'll improve. Also, take time to enjoy your life. Working hard is great, but we all need balance.
Why don't you have any cards making fun of bald guys?
I noticed you don't have any cards that celebrate Pi Day on 3.14 (March 14th). What's up with that?
But there are many reasons we don't make Pi Day cards. The first and foremost is the complete lack of demand. No one buys them. Seriously, no one. Trust me.
Not sure if you remember Einstein cards or a company called Cards for Nerds, but they both went out of business shortly after launching. I'm guessing because they exclusively wrote cards for Pi Day. I mean, come on, how many jokes can you make about 3.1415? I mean, other than the ones you undoubtedly received in elementary school.
Of course there's always the obvious, 2 x Pi x Radius jokes to find the circumference of a circle, but even that gets old, right? We would of course consider a Pi Day card, if Birthday Cakes were ever replaced with Birthday Pies. That could be good.
I hope that answer is okay and really hope you still like our other cards.
Are you really Bald?
Yeah, doy. Of course, I'm bald. It would be so rude of me if I was a haired person and I called my company Bald Guy Greetings.
How much wood, could a woodchuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Of course my expertise comes in writing greeting cards, but I do know the answer to this and the answer is roughly 128 cubic feet of wood per day.
But again, this is only if they actually could chuck wood. Sadly, they can't.
My brother just got laid off from his crappy ass job. It is a great thing, although I am not sure that he agrees. I was wondering if you had any cards that say: Your life is still going to suck, but at least you will have less money to spend on stupid stuff. And now you'll have plenty of time to look for that dream job that probably doesn't exist. Or maybe you can figure out the formula to win the lottery. Do you have anything like that? Maybe a little more positive? Thank you for your time and have a lovely day!
I'll be honest with you, we don't have a card that says that hiding away. In fact, if we did have a card that said exactly that, it would be the most ridiculous, crazy coincidence EVER.
Sorry. I wish I could help more. Maybe if we become a super successful card line, I could hire him on. And then as a goof, I'll lay him off too and we can give him that card you came up with. Do you think he'd laugh at the complexity of our plan or no?
I always feel left out of the conversation with my friends. They're lovely people, I just feel like I cant quite relate to the topic of conversation sometimes. Any tips on how to join in?
It's all in your head. Of course you've lost your inspiration. After all, your name is mojo-less. I blame your parents and their naming process. Go to your local city hall and have your name legally changed. I recommend one of the following names; Super Mojo, Sir Knows-a-Lot or Ricky-J.
What are the chances you guys make a 60th birthday card?? Your cards are so damn funny, I'd like to give one to my old man.
We don't currently have a 60th birthday card, but be honest with us, did someone make you write this? We've recently had a bunch of people tell us we need a Happy 60th Birthday card. Maybe it's a rival greeting card company that's trying to bring us down? It's not really the sweet spot of our demographic, but I'm sure you know that. Let me know when your dad is turning 60 and I'll see if I can do something for you.
I'm playing poker with a buddy, Let's just call him Doug, because that's his name. He calls an all-in bet with a gut-shot straight draw and hits it on the river. WTF?
First of all, that can't be your real name. It's literally the past tense plural of the word shit. No offense, of course.
I'm having a hard time getting five servings of fruit a day. Can you give me any suggestions?
I'm surprised you don't know this, but one grape actually counts as a full serving of fruit.
We at Bald Guy Greetings recommend a 5 blade shaver. Hands down the best shaver. When they do invent a 6 blade shaver, don't use it. It'll be a gimmick. 6 blades doesn't do anything more for your face. But when they invent a 7 blade shaver -- buy it. It's perfect for any skin type. It's crazy they haven't invented it yet.