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The inside of this card gives step by step instructions for the person to read on how to read it. Including... #1 - Act like you're reading something personal I wrote in your holiday card. #2 - After a couple of seconds, laugh as though I wrote something very funny. #3 - Now nod your head as though I wrote something very serious and heartfelt. Maybe touch your heart and exhale, but don't make it look forced. #4 - Okay, now close the card, look at me and mouth the words, "thank you."

Holiday Card - Instructions (OG)

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#274
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The inside of this card gives step by step instructions for the person to read on how to read it. Including...

#1 - Act like you're reading something personal I wrote in your holiday card.

#2 - After a couple of seconds, laugh as though I wrote something very funny.

#3 - Now nod your head as though I wrote something very serious and heartfelt. Maybe touch your heart and exhale, but don't make it look forced.

#4 - Okay, now close the card, look at me and mouth the words, "thank you."

Additional Information
Width:
5.00 (in)
Height:
7.00 (in)
CardDimension:
5" X 7" (envelope included)
USP:
Printed on recycled paper (of course)
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Made in the USA
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Written by Ian Kalman
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Illustrated by Sean Farrell
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Funnier than Hallmark
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Funny Holiday Cards
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Sarcastic Christmas Cards

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