Happy Holidays/Instructions
$3.95
Below are the available bulk discount rates for each individual item when you purchase a certain amount
- Buy 5 - 10 and pay only $3.00 each
- Buy 11 - 30 and pay only $2.50 each
- Buy 31 or above and pay only $2.00 each
Details
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Inside
The inside of this card gives step by step instructions for the person to read on how to read it. Including...
#1 - Act like you're reading something personal I wrote in your holiday card.
#2 - After a couple of seconds, laugh as though I wrote something very funny.#3 - Now nod your head as though I wrote something very serious and heartfelt. Maybe touch your heart and exhale, but don't make it look forced.
#4 - Okay, now close the card, look at me and mouth the words, "thank you." -
Dimensions
5" X 7" (envelope included)
use code:
features
- Printed on recycled paper (of course)
- Made in the USA
- Written by Ian Kalman
- Illustrated by Sean Farrell
- Funnier than Hallmark
- Funny Holiday Cards
- Sarcastic Christmas Cards
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- #006
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- #164
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- B-001
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- #202
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- #085
