That's right. Most cards just say, "Happy Birthday." This one says, "Very Happy Birthday," because I care more than everyone else.

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  Well, you and the other 19 million people in the world who are celebrating their birthday today. That's right. I Googled it.

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  The inside of this card gives you instructions on how to act when you read it. (i.e. Laugh, cry, mouth the words "thank you") - it's funnier than this description. I promise.

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  Sure the card says "from us," but I think we both know who bought the card and who just signed their name.

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  Well, it might not be the best birthday card ever, but it's definitely the most confident.

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