You probably think I'm trying to be cute by buying a card that says, "Happy Birfday" on the front, but I'm really not. This greeting card company has a a horrible proofreader.

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  I like to celebrate by imaging you actually coming out of your mother. Don't worry, out of respect for you and your family, I always picture her very nicely groomed.

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  Happy 23rd Birthday. The first insignificant birthday of your life. 16 - Driver's License, 17 - R-Rated Movies, 18 - Graduate HS, 19 - Last teenage year, 20 - You're in your twenties, 21 - Drink/Gamble, 22 - Graduate college, 23 - NOTHING

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  But I didn't want to make all your other gifts seem crappy. So I just got you an average gift instead.

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  I was thinking about it and I don't think we're close enough friends for a gift yet. But here's a card.

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