Congratulations on your baby.
So I guess now would be a bad time to say, "I don't think you're ready."
You're having a baby.
I'm so happy that you're pregnant. I thought you were just getting fat.
Congrats on the new baby.
I have to admit, it's way cuter than I expected.
Congratulations on the baby.
I'm so glad you decided to keep it.
I hope. Otherwise this is about to get really awkward.