New Baby

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(b) - Congratulations on your baby - So I guess now would be a bad time to say, "I don't think you're ready."
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Congratulations on your baby.

inside:

So I guess now would be a bad time to say, "I don't think you're ready."

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(b) You're having a baby - I'm so happy that you're pregnant. I thought you were just getting fat.
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You're having a baby.

inside:

I'm so happy that you're pregnant. I thought you were just getting fat.

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(c) - It's a boy! Congratulations.
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It's a boy! Congratulations.

inside:
May your son have his mother's eyes and his father's small to medium-sized penis.
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(c) Congrats on the new baby. - I have to admit, it’s way cuter than I expected.
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Congrats on the new baby.

inside:

I have to admit, it's way cuter than I expected.

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(e) - Congratulation on the baby.  - I'm so glad you decided to keep it.
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Congratulations on the baby.

inside:

I'm so glad you decided to keep it.

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You're having a baby. - I hope. Otherwise this is about to get really awkward.
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You're having a baby.

inside:

I hope. Otherwise this is about to get really awkward.