May your son have his mother's eyes
and his father's small to medium-sized penis.
- Card Dimensions:
- 5" x 7" (envelope included)
- Paper Stock:
- 130lb Matte (Recycled)
- Made in:
- USA
- Written by:
- Ian Kalman
- Artwork by:
- Sean Farrell
- Funnier than Hallmark:
- Yes, but only by a lot.
- USP:
- Funny New Baby Cards
- USP:
- Sarcastic New Baby Cards
