Return Policy
At Bald Guy Greetings, we stand behind every card, magnet, postcard, and product we make. Which is why our return policy is simple:
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You can return anything you buy from us, anytime, for any reason— for up to a million days.
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One exception: If the card is already signed, accompanied by a ripped envelope and wet from spit laughter -- we'll know that you've already given it to someone - and they loved it.
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Beyond that, no rules, no hidden fine print. Send it back and we’ll give you a full refund.
- And if for any reason, you don't find one of our cards funny, please let us know. We'd be happy to explain to you why you're wrong.
Shipping
We want to get you your cards as fast as possible. We figure the faster you get them, the more likely you are to order again. That’s why we guarantee to ship your order within 24 hours of you placing it. In fact, if you place your order by 4:00pm PST, your order will go out in that days mail. (Excluding Sundays and Holidays)
We ship exclusively with the U.S. Postal Service (USPS):
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First Class Mail: 1–5 business days, anywhere in the United States.
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Priority Mail: 1–3 business days, anywhere in the United States.
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Expedited Shipping: Call us at (415) 308-4251 and we’ll do everything we can to get you those cards faster.
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International Shipping: USPS quotes 6–10 business days to most countries. Sometimes it’s faster, sometimes it’s slower, but you have our word, your order will ship within 24 hours. Ironically, as a humor brand - we take this very seriously.