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I bought you this card, because I wanted to wish you a…
Happy Mother’s Day.
Happy Father’s Day.
Happy Arbor Day.
Happy Valentine’s Day.
Happy 30th, 40th, 50th or 60th Birthday.
Congrats on your engagement.
Congrats on your wedding.
Congrats on your second wedding.
Happy 10th, 25th, 40th or 50th Anniversary.
Congrats on the baby. He’s amazing!
Congrats on the baby. She’s amazing!
Congrats on the baby. He or she is slightly above average.
Thank you so much for the gift and/ or check.
Happy Flag Day.
Happy Administrative Professional Day.
Happy Groundhog Day.
Happy Groundhog Day again.
Get Well Soon.
I Miss You.
I’m Sooooo Sorry.
Happy Step-Parents Day.
Sorry to hear about your break up.
I’m thinking about you.
I’m sorry your uncle has the flu.
Congrats on the sex change. Your new parts suit you.
Congrats on retiring.
Congrats on the new house.
Congrats on losing your job.
Sorry to hear you lost your job.
Sorry your grandfather died.
Sorry your mother's 4th husband has a gambling problem.