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____ Years Ago/Squeezed

SKU:
#007
$3.95

Details

  • Inside

    I can't believe it was just ___ years ago today

    that you squeezed your way out of your mother's vagina.

  • Dimensions
    5" X 7" (envelope included)

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Current Stock:
  • Printed on recycled paper (of course)
  • Made in the USA
  • Written by Ian Kalman
  • Illustrated by Sean Farrell
  • Funnier than Hallmark
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