It must have been horrible without me.

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  I'm not gonna lie to you; this card is way later than you think. It's actually for your birthday in 2002.

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  Sorry I missed your birthday. I accidentally bough a belated birthday card and thought it would be weird if I gave it to you on time.

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  It's unbelievably early for next year. Happy Early Birthday.

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  And hopefully never grow tired of shitting yourself. Because I've heard after 80, you really lose control of your bowels.

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