I'm sorry, I should specify...You are the most beautiful person I've ever known -- that would actually date me. Happy Valentine's Day.

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  If the florists didn't jack up the prices around Valentine's Day, I would have bought you the most beautiful bouquet of flowers you could imagine.

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  And by "Be My Valentine," I mean let's have sex on Valentine's Day.

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  And I don't mean that in the overly used Jerry Maguire kind of way. I mean it from the bottom of my heart. My life truly would not be the same without you. But I do wish you were less controlling.

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  But don't get too comfortable with the situation, because sometimes love fades. So keep trying to impress me, okay?

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