No Room To Write/Birthday



  • Inside

    Oh no, all of this type fills the card and there's no place for me to write something personal about our friendship. I was gonna write something about that time we did that thing. Damn it, it was gonna be so good. Maybe I'll write about it on the back of this card. Yeah, I'm definitely going to do that. Flip over the card and let's get the nostalgia started.

  • Dimensions
    5" X 7" (envelope included)

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  • Printed on Recycled paper (of course)
  • Made in the USA
  • Written by Ian Kalman
  • Illustrated by Sean Farrell
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