Happy Birthday, Princess



  • Inside

    If you’re a little girl and I gave you this card, it’s because I think you’re amazing.

    But if you’re a guy and I gave you this card, I’m kind of making fun of you. I hope that’s cool.
    And if you’re an actual Princess, I didn’t get you a gift because, come on, what do you get a Princess?

  • Dimensions
    5" X 7" (envelope included)

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Current Stock:
  • Printed on Recycled paper (of course)
  • Made in the USA
  • Written by Ian Kalman
  • Illustrated by Sean Farrell
  • Funnier than Hallmark
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