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Probably Won't Remember

$3.95

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  • Inside

    Not because of drinking. Old people just forget things.

  • Dimensions
    5" X 7" (envelope included)

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  • #167
    Easily Pass For 29 Easily Pass For 29
    $3.95

    Easily Pass For 29

  • #155
    Relax, I'm not gonna make a joke about your age this year. Because to be honest, you're reaching that age where it's just not funny anymore.
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    Not Funny Anymore

  • #068
    Today Is Your Day Today Is Your Day
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    Today Is Your Day

  • #006
    Happy Birthday! Okay, I'm not sure if this will work, but try it.

 1) Act like you're reading something personal I wrote in your card.

2) After a couple of seconds, laugh as though I wrote something very funny.

In fact, tilt your head back when you laugh so it looks extremely funny.

3) Now nod your head as though i wrote something very serious and

heartfelt. Maybe touch your heart and exhale, but don't make it look forced.

4) Okay, now close the card, look at me and mouth the words, "Thank you."
    $3.95

    Happy Birthday/ Instructions

  • #091
    Happy Birthday, Family Member Happy Birthday, Family Member
    $3.95

    Happy Birthday, Family Member