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Probably Won't Remember

$3.95

Details

  • Inside

    Not because of drinking. Old people just forget things.
  • Dimensions
    5" X 7" (envelope included)

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ALL ORDERS SHIP WITHIN 24 HOURS

SKU:
#183

features

  • Printed on Recycled paper (of course)
  • Made in the USA
  • Written by Pamela Eisenberg
  • Illustrated by Sean Farrell
  • Funnier than Hallmark
  • Funny Birthday Cards
  • Sarcastic Birthday Cards
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