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Have Your Cake

$3.95

Details

  • Inside

    In fact, every year that you have a cake, you can eat it.
    That's how cake works.
    Happy Birthday.
  • Dimensions
    5" X 7" (envelope included)

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SKU:
#218

features

  • Printed on recycled paper (of course)
  • Made in the USA
  • Written by Ian Kalman
  • Illustrated by Sean Farrell
  • Funnier than Hallmark
  • Funny Birthday Cards
  • Sarcastic Birthday Cards
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