They Don't Make



  • Inside

    And by, "they," I mean your parents.
    I guess what I'm trying to say is that your mom

    isn't producing viable eggs anymore.
    Happy Birthday!

  • Dimensions
    5" X 7" (envelope included)

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Current Stock:
  • Printed on recycled paper (of course)
  • Made in the USA
  • Written by Ian Kalman
  • Illustrated by Sean Farrell
  • Funnier than Hallmark
  • Funny Birthday Cards
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