The Most Annoying Card

Details

• Inside

  IN FACT, I BOUGHT IT AND THIS IS IT.
  
  HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

   

  PLEASE NOTE: THIS CARD TRULY IS THE MOST ANNOYING CARD EVER.

  (NOT INCLUDING EVERY HALLMARK CARD)

  • IT OPENS THE WRONG WAY.

  • THE INSIDE IS OF THE CARD IS ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE YOU'D EXPECT.

  • AND THE TYPE IS WRITTEN IN DIFFERENT FONTS AND IT ZIG ZAGS.

   

• Dimensions
  5" x 7" (envelope included)