

IN FACT, I BOUGHT IT AND THIS IS IT.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
PLEASE NOTE: THIS CARD TRULY IS THE MOST ANNOYING CARD EVER.
(NOT INCLUDING EVERY HALLMARK CARD)
• IT OPENS THE WRONG WAY.
• THE INSIDE IS OF THE CARD IS ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE YOU'D EXPECT.
• AND THE TYPE IS WRITTEN IN DIFFERENT FONTS AND IT ZIG ZAGS.