No Mother's Day Card Excuse
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The Bald Guy will call your mother and tell her that you did order her a Mother's Day card.
In fact, you ordered her Mother's Day card way back in early April.
And when it didn't arrive in time -- you tracked down the phone number of the owner of Bald Guy Greetings and asked him/me to call and explain that you did get her a card.
And that it's entirely his fault that the card wasn't mailed off in time. Not yours.
The Bald Guy will take the blame for you and save your relationship with your mother. And thus, secure your inheritance.
PLEASE NOTE: If you order the phone call, don't forget to leave your mother's name and phone number in the comments section so the Bald Guy can make the phone call.